Give it a couple of days
you might find she can fart, swear, bully, and racelol better than you.
Lolchips are average, no-one else in the office today so I am the master of my small corner of the Universe. This does have the downside of having to make my own coffee, though.
alt: The Olympics were great, apart from Paul McCartney and that cunt from Oasis - if you can't sing in tune, please fuck off and don't bother.

Anyone else find it ironic that a political party that's spent the last 30+ years indoctrinating us on assigning a cost to everything, and that nothing exists unless it can be counted,measured,and costed to the nth degree, is now extolling the virtue of volunteering, ie working for nothing?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:48, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Liam Gallagher was embarrassing last night
See also: Ray Davies "hair"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Only last night?
He's generally shit on a daily basis.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)

POLITICS ON THE INTERNET,
BEGIN THATCHER COUNTDOWN!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Given how much of the public purse they shovelled onto their mates in the private sector for the games
they couldn't have afforded to pay all the staff.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)