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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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We've had a woman here for a while. It was an awkward transitional periodbut I found that if you pat them on the bum and call them "pet" they seem happy enough. A cursory "sorry, love" seems to be fine if the occasional spot of manly behaviour accidentally happens. If they do something right every now and again make sure to say "eeee, good job, sweet'eart".
I've helpfully regionalised the speech for you.
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Kroney, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:57,
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It's like some kind of instruction manual, thanks(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:59,
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It's a trick, real men never read the instructions(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:59,
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what the actual fuckfarting noxious gases, belching contests and scratching one's knackers are not examples of "manly behaviour", dude
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 10:02,
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