Do you still get child-like excitement to new products coming out?
I'm a bit of a slave to commercialism, I'm an advertiser's dream; and by extention I'm Apple's dream customer.

In the month or so run-up to a new apple announcement, or a Sony/Nintendo/Microsoft (gaming) hardware release, I count down the days to them and days drag out until suddenly they're out and its like the last month went in a flash.

New iphone is less than a month away for announcement, and a couple of weeks on top for release. iPad mini might be about that sort of time too, which if it is what I think it is, I'd sale my ipad I got last month for it and pocket the change... using my boss's 7" tablet, I think I preffer the size of a good seven incher when it comes to being on the train.

Microsoft Surface looks fucking wicked too, new windows is coming out in a couple of months, they' ve totally changed it around - most of it is barely recongisable from Win Vista. Microsoft have started sending out dev units to the next Xbox.

I wanna get a 3D telly this year too.

ALT: Lunch?
ALT ALT: learn.adafruit.com/light-painting-with-raspberry-pi
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:55, 92 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You stomping BASTARD

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:57, Reply)

lolsoz

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)

You May want to edit this
"I preffer the size of a good seven incher when it comes to being on the train".
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:58, Reply)

"I think I preffer the size of a good seven incher when it comes to being on the train. "
snesnesne
( Kroney, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Stomper

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Not really arsed about new shit, my mobile's out of the ark.,
I still use XP, not a fan of anything newer, as I know XP pretty much backwards.
Lunch is omelette, chips, salad, folloews by an apple and a Mars Bar. Rock 'n' roll lifestyle wtf?
Light painting is fun, I use torches with coloured gels.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:07, Reply)

I prefer to let the early adopters take the price hit
then pick things up cheaper later with at least some of their problems sorted out.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)

FfS, just got an email about Christmas parties.
Bit early? Or have you had any Christmas shit already?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Doesn't hurt to get in early if you want to book somewhere
Christmas books out quickly for parties.
( Kroney, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Yeah,
still think August's a bit early though.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I found out about ours at the end of July.
Bonkers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Last year's was shit, £5.00 towards an over-priced Indian buffet, restaurant owned by the manager's brother-in -law.
Twats.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)

First one for me with the new company I'm now with.
Supposedly they throw good ones last year was Amsterdam, nobody had to reach into their pockets for two days, although co-workers room bill was border line piss take I heard.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Ours was in Rushholme, just up the road, didn't even pay for a sodding taxi.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)

We were at China White last year which was nice enough

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)

This is progressing wonderfully towards a racist denouncement.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Our last one was at the Baltic
and this years is at the Centre for Life
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Ours will be in a pub.
Staffed almost entirely by white people.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)

The Adolfi?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)

That's the problem with all these Polish immigrants
It's difficult to know who to hate.
At least the dark-skinned ones were easily identified.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Not at all.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)

I'd be fucking insulted at that.
1) It's less than an hour's wages.
2) It's going to cost you more money to 'use' the gift than value of the gift itself.
3) Indian food is known for having people who don't like it, so it's quite inconsiderate to pick that style of meal. There are other cuiseens that 'everyone' can enjoy.
4) The only acceptable usage of family contacts is if it mean the meal/drinks is entirely on the boss's card.

I'd have put in for overtime and expenses if they tried that with me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)

That's because they need 7 months to order in all the booze you'll consume.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Whereas you merely sip mineral water at these kind of things

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)

He can't get served at the bar.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)

rved +en
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)

That would be 5 months, shurely?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)

I thought your party was in February.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:10, Reply)

I'm not usually that bothered to be honest, depends on what it is.
I'm one of the late adopter people. I wait until some new gadget has come down in price and there's been a bunch of patches/hardware refinements.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I never watch television or pay much attention to adverts.
However when it comes to new records I am easily persuaded.
I often fall for the hype for an "essential purchase"
But when it comes to new products, I am always one of the last to adopt a new technology.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)

The Sweet Billy Pilgrim album is an essential purchase.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)

*rushes out to buy*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)

By which I mean:
*sits at a desk comparing prices on different online shops*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Not really, but sadly I do get sucked into all sorts of comics related nonsense.
So I understand the feeling, but not for tech stuff.

Alt: Fire Roasted Red Pepper Homous & Pitta bread. You can almost taste the chemically manufactured fire.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)

well who doesn't love a bit of seven inch action on a train, gonz?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Doesn't the needle jump?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Not on a pendolino

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Does this not make it a 12"?
or further away?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)

It makes it over priced and late

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Just like me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)

You're pregnant!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)

This would explain things
I thought I just had too much BBQ food
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)

No such thing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)

My Bloody Valentine are releasing a new album?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Ha
They've been releasing a new album since 1991.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)

Fucks sake Gonz, I haven't even got Windows 7 yet.
Is it going to be hard to learn how it works? I wish they had just stopped at XP. I like XP, I know how it works. Why do they have to change shit Gonz?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)

I have windows seven, it deleted my work and called me a cunt earlier =(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Does it post on here often then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:59, Reply)

I am Monty and windows seven was my idea

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)

where is Monty?
After this wallet fiasco has he eaten his keyboard or something?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:13, Reply)

On holiday, I think?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:19, Reply)

he's on holiday I think

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Not attending work for two weeks.
Holiday is stretching it a bit
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)

*ring-a-dang-a-dongs*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:25, Reply)

i hope he's ok.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)

I'm sure he is,

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)

I'm writing to Bill Gates to see if the next version can delete your account and administer a lethal injection to you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Windows Hate

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Windows Hex Me

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Windows .357

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)

I Feel Lucky

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:09, Reply)

Fair payback for the hot meat injection i give your mum every night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)

She's vegetarian, you sick bastard!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)

And he's a vegetable
I see no issue here?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)

So that's why she only takes in itn the arse and won't give me a suck job

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)

No, that's so she doesn't have to look at you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)

She really hates his stupid face.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Just because it's a little bit on the large side, some people like that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)

THAT'S NO MOON

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Nakers, yesterday:

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Windows Server 2012 is mental

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Totally changed completely.
you'll need to buy a touchscreen monitor.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)

That sounds shit.
I hope you're joking. Actually I want to pick your brains on some actual real life stuff. I'll send you a gaz or facebook message.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)

sweet
Nah' man, it kicks ass.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)

I'm safe
Our network still can't handle anything newer than XP. Thank fuck.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)

nope,
Been meaning to purchase a new laptop for about 2 years, can't get motivated until this one actually dies.
As long as I can use excel on it for worky stuff, and word for printing menus and writing signs like "someone shat on the floor, please bear with us while the new guy finds some sturdy gloves" then meh.
Consoles on the other hand, I can get excited about.
Lunch is a ham sammidge nommynommynomnoms.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)

cannibalism, surely?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Ooops, fuck that's ridiculously large. Sorry.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)

the left eye is reading the post above
i like it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:19, Reply)

i knew we'd turn you
"bacon sarnie for Swipe please chef"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Hey
What's the pig eye dear?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)

i like it because it is still alive
and its crumbling salty corpse is not slapped between pieces of bread to turn them all greasy and wet
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)

This post has made me hungry and horny

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)

that's what SHE sa-
oh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Its turkey-ham.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)

WAX ON WAX ON WAX ON

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)

Yeah that's great
Any chance you can delete it or at least make it smaller please
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Yeah', sure.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)

ta

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)

his jacket doesn't seem to fit him very well.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Snappy Snap
Photoshoppinglolz
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)