*This* close to foot in mouth
Assembling a special desk and PC for a well known workshy member of the company, I let my boss know my feelings on the matter in no uncertain terms. As I did so the door opened and in walked the object of my derision.
My boss was suitably impressed with the seamless transition. ."..fucking lazy workshy conning bastard cunt Good morning Mr Arsewipe, just finished installing your new desk......"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:21, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Born with a name like that, you'd be an unpleasant twat too

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)

:((

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)

He calls 'em as he sees 'em

( Kroney, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)

I don't get it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)

sigh
you say "arsewipe" like it's a bad thing.

love rswipe x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:56, Reply)

You're nowhere near as clever as you'd like us to believe

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:57, Reply)

like this isn't true of all lawyers

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:01, Reply)