some french toilets apparently have a shelf for just this purpose, fucking rank
my half-brother's mum also has a really old weird toilet in her house that my brother and his wife refer to as the "voila!" toilet because it has a shelf like that. they flush with their eyes shut, because otherwise they turn around and it's all, "voila! your shit, sir."

i keep my legs crossed rather than use that bathroom when we go over there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:04, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What we need is a toilet with a freezer shelf
for the likes of Kroney
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Apparently continental loos have the shelf,
because of the high levels of cooked meat in their diets, which apparently can lead to worms. The worst French loos are the ones consisting of a hole in the floor, and 2 foot plates. Tricky when you're pissed.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)

someone on here wrote a story about their dad losing his trunks down one of those holes
and being stuck naked in a french bog. i LOL'd.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Sounds about par from someone from here.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)