Ask them why they think they should get the job,
Then ask them what experience they have that rslates to to the role in question, then attempt to establish if they will fit with the current team by asking a few questions about the things they enjoy, and how they socialise with others, ask about any commitments they have in the near future, and anything that might impede them in their work. Then ask if they're comfortable with naked friday and wank off the boss Mondays, and you'll soon know who is the best.

I get rid of shit processed cheese, horrible crap.

I'm anal about very little except my moustache, gotta be straight or it winds me up all day. Also, poo in moustache anal joke lol.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:44, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

"wank off the boss mondays"?
sooooooo glad we don't have that here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Bruce Springsteen's favourite day.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)

every day is wank off the boss day when you're in the E street band.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:48, Reply)

No, that's "The Boss is a wanker"
and it applies to every band. And every fan of every band. And those who don't like music.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:53, Reply)

what kind of tash do you have that goes all wonky?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)

handlebar.
I am in a village people tribute act.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Nah, geography questions
It's the only way to be sure
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:54, Reply)