For fucks sake
Captain Placid really is a spastic little cunt isn't he. He's all fucking bluster and attitude, but you point it out to him and he gets upset and puts you on ignore!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:05, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yup, I definitely love you.
Sorry.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:07, Reply)

You're definitely winning at the game of 2.0
GO AL !!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:08, Reply)

You're so much more offensive than I am, and yet people go "Oh that Rory, he's so funny"
and all I do is point out the available facts and they say "You're a horrible bully" and "you're actually a cunt it's not just the internet" and "You actually hate me".

It's like people have completely double standards!?

Seriously Rorypops, what am I doing wrong?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:11, Reply)

I don't know al, you're still king of the popular board, and let's face it you're only as good as your last post round here
don't lose heart.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)

I actually believe you're more than likely not a cunt at all off the internet
based on the testimony of others

HTH
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:17, Reply)

What if I told you that the others who testified that he is not a cunt, are fans of Oasis?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:18, Reply)

I bet he's a massive cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I bet you're actually really thick in real life as well as on here.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:22, Reply)

it hurts because it's troooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Never mind Nakers
go and play with your baby, there's at least a couple of years until she's smarter than you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)

*forces circle through square hole*
IN YOUR FACE EARLY LEARNING CENTRE
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Al has a square hole in his face?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I spent a long time pushing rectangular prisms up my nose as a child

(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)

NAME NAMES

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Scarpe is president of the Oasis fan club.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Wait, what?
Only in the same way that the head of the UK Pork Pie association is vegetarian.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:36, Reply)

That doesn't make as much sense as it did in my head.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Nor does your championing of Oasis.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Total lack of humour.
Since you asked.
( Kroney, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Nothing.
Sometimes it seems no one else remembers this.

b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post422780


And for the tl/dr brigade, this:


"The very next LESSON, the dna waste was excluded. After "careful consideration" she was sent to a secure unit school where, two years later she was raped and eventually killed herself.

Result!"
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)

How could I have forgotten this?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:22, Reply)

It's jsut words on the internet scarpe, stop taking it so seriously.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Oh yeah, silly me, I forgot.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:24, Reply)

there are no winners in that story

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)

The worst thing about that entire thread
is the guy that uses "illusion" when he means "allusion".

Should be chemically neutered.
( Kroney, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I've never seen an argument fall apart quite so quickly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:18, Reply)

I don't think he's ever really tried to justify his arguments
He comes out with these big bold statements and why this makes him better than the rest of the idiots, but every single time it just comes down to the fact that he's a selfish cunt and doesn't have any consideration for anyone or anything that stops him doing exactly what he wants to do.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 11:21, Reply)