I bought some lasagne for lunch, turns out it's made with fucking Quorn
Will I turn into a lesbian?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:31, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

No. Because you already are.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)

so i'll be a tranny?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)

Yes. You are Sean Bean.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)

By that rational, he'll be dead before the end of today.
Avoid cows, satellite dishes, Uruk Hai, and reading Yeats.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)

"eeeh by gum, suck on me titties luv"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)

How did you make that mistake?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)

It's easily done
If you are a fucking idiot.
I have a vegetarian friend who regularly did this the other way around, often with really obvious products such as Chicken and Vegetable Soup.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Well, I didn't look at the menu, only ther finished article where all the beastly quorn was covered with chjeese and pasta
tbh it reminded me of most vegetarians, weak and pointless.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)

But they are capable of purchasing food by reading what it is.
Rather than looking at a picture and pointing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)

look, I was getting a burger, then under my nose the lasgne was presented, I thought that looks nice...
god I'm boring myself
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)

Quorn mince?
If it's well-made you won't notice the difference. If it's flavourless pap then you only have yourself to blame for paying for something you could've cooked for yourself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)

I'm more than 200 miles from home, I'm not going to carry lasagne around all day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Not with that attitude.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)

exactly
I had a poached egg, spicy beans and chorizo for breakfast, noe that was excellent
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:48, Reply)

paying for something you could've cooked for yourself eating food for the mentally subnormal.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)

If the cap fits...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)

XXXL

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)

Quick to anger, the veggies
Look at Hitler
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)

how was it, griselda?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:26, Reply)