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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You mean you don't love it that the lurking sweatyhanders
are cracking one off into their wotsits over you?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:48, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
kettle chips would be alright
wotsits are tasty but smell like men's feet
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
wanking in them probably won't improve that.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)
That's not a very scientific approach, badge.
You should at least try it.
And don't forget your control groups.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
That's going to be REALLY hard to double-blind, tangles.
You'd need - wotsits not wanked into, wotsits wanked into, and placebo wotsits both not wanked into and wanked into. And you'd have to be unaware of which packet you actually wanked into. Or if you had actually wanked at all. Shit, you'd need to be drugged and sleepwanked into the wotsits. I'll be honest, even my DoE software is going to struggle with that.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)
No one ever gets awarded a Nobel prize for science by complaining that it's too hard.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
can it be "too hard" for wanking?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)
true dat.
Guess I'm not getting the Nobel prize for onanism then.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:10, Reply)
was it dorothy parker who called her parrot onan
"because he spilled his seed"?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
i like the "probably"
nice caveat there
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)
I'm a scientist
nothing is definitive. Except the bottomlessness of human stupidity.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)
and the requirement to pay taxes on it at 50%

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:10, Reply)

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