Lyric's thread.
Whats your favorite lyrics?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:41, 62 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

'she wore big knickers and worked on the sewage farm'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:42, Reply)

paddy mcginty's goat

( Peej, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)

I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)

what if the ghost had wiped his bum on your toast?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Paddy and the bricks, still makes me laugh
www.irishsongs.com/lyrics.php?Action=view&Song_id=386
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Ah, that takes me back
My grandad had that on vinyl. That and this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUql6PRW18Y
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)

For some reason I have a terrible-
urge to go out and buy bread
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2188184/Parkour-dog--Meet-TreT-amazing-free-running-pooch.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)

I don't know about my favourite,
but the ones that sum up my life the best are
"He's a useless cunt, and i don't want him in my house
next time i see him, i'm gonna punch him in the mouth"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)

I reckon this one is pretty spot on for me.

www.urbanlyrics.com/lyrics/scroobius-pip/domesticsilence.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)

And this one
www.lionking.org/lyrics/OBCR/HakunaMatata.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Vagina Dentata

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)

anything with the word "baby" in it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Have you heard the song "Baby" by Justin Bieber? He's pretty underground, I doubt even Dozer has heard of him.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)

I had his face tattooed on my face before he was even 12

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)

nonce

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Gonz tipped me about him, he's 'dope'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)

you're a dope.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)

I like that they played that wonderwall one on the olympic closing show, I like that one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)

You hipster :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:59, Reply)

I used to listen to Beiber before he sold out to the man.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)

"You think you're so cool...
Why don't you just FUCK OFF!"
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Man. That's so easy.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:59, Reply)

"so you wanted to take a break
to slow it down some and have some space


well fuck you too
give me my money back
give me my money back you bitch"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)

I'm actually going to take this seriously,
Virtually every Hefner song has something in it, but the entirety of 'Don't Flake Out On Me' is probably the most beautiful piece of lyric writing I know.

And, for obvious reasons, this from Johnny Cash's 'Like A Soldier' speaks to me a lot:

There were nights I don't remember
And there's pain that I've forgotten
Other things I choose not to recall
There are faces that come to me
In my darkest secret memory
Faces that I wish would not come back at all
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Achingly beautiful, Scarpe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Hahaha. Piss off, sarky!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Bad Mannerszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Lip up, Fatty.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)

For those less nimble-witted of our number, Scarpe here has explained the joke.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Hahahaha.
oops.

Sorry, I was so busy feeling all totes emosh over Johnny Cash that I didn't realise you did it on purpose.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)

The Song of the Bogle Clencher by Rambling Syd Rumpo

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Good lord, I do love Syd Rumpo

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)

'Hello, me dearios'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)

I remember something like
"So I grunted her futtocks for a farthing"
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Joe, he was a young cordwangler,
Munging greebles he did go,
And he loved a bogler's daughter
By the name of Chiswick Flo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)

"And so he sings to her, by the moonlight, and they plight their troth"
"What's a troth?"
"It's a small furry creature with fins. Why it has to be plighted, no-one knows"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)

i don't know Syd Rumpo,
i feel i should know Syd Rumpo, i might google Syd Rumpo, I like to type Syd Rumpo.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)

it's a joke, it's a game
why am I still keeping score?
I'm in pain, I'm ashamed
I'm a woman here me roar
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)

great video as well
The wild dogs cry out in the night

As they grow restless longing for some solitary company

I know that I must do what's right

Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:59, Reply)

Fuck off you bent spastic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)

is that madonna?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Yah, she's sooo, like, controversial and stuff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)

She once masterbated on stage with and efficgy of me whilst being crucfied and pood on my Gonz's german Cousin, Herr Gonz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Nice to see you too

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)

How are you, my dear chap?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)

Bored out of my mind, think i new a new job, but i like this company and the secruity of working here
boring answer is boring.

How's the holiday?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Having a great time, thanks.
Trying to be a good boy today as I went seriously off the rails yesterday. Went to bed at half ten utterly convinced it was about three in the morning. That's how drinking four beers by 10am ends up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:09, Reply)

the advantage of this is that you get smashed adn still get a good night's sleep

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Oh man just seen your link to the bake off site.
My ex-stepmother looks more than a little like Alan Partridge I reckon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)

she doesn't look like much fun that's for sure
I shall endevour to watch the next one
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)

She went straight into middle age from childhood, I suspect.
Staunch Christian too. That didn't prevent her from burgling my father, mind you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Christians are the worst, they think they are better than everyone else so can do what they want

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Is she the one who says "My job is busy and important "
how often does she post on /qotw.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Last train to Mashville, girl, you got on board
Packed up your medicines, left without a word
Now you're strung out in suburbia, waiting for that call
Just chilling out by yourself behind closed doors
You lost the plot again, where you are ain't clear
Those misty morning memories, the road that brought you here
The special K keeps the chills away in your broken basement room
Staring at the wall, sharin' your needle and your spoon

Now you don't dance to techno any more.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)

was this before they came up with the idea of red dresses and red swimming costumes?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)

hmmm, Summer Quinn

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)

creepy main lyric of a song I love
"do you really never see me when you come home late at night? I'm always waiting alone for you"
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)

this has inspired me to ask a new question

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:19, Reply)

It has inspired me to break into your flat
and wait alone for you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Like a death at a birthday party, you ruin all the fun
you're like a dose of scabies, no use to anyone.
What kind of creature bore you, was it some kind of bat?
They can't find a good word for you, but I can - TWAT.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)