Gid moaning.
My team won the pub quiz last night, which means I have been on the winning team two weeks running. Which is nice.

What pattern tie are you wearing today? I would divulge details of mine, but I fear mockery from you autistic arselickers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:12, 46 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well the alt cuts out all the women
You sexist gaylord
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:13, Reply)

You love gays, dozer is acting gay, dozer wants your love.
Or at least a reach around
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:16, Reply)

ist y
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:18, Reply)

My ex wife sometimes wore a suit and tie for work.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:50, Reply)

wife husband
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:54, Reply)

She definitely had tits. Nice ones, too. And no cock.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:58, Reply)

post-op?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Dunno, she's dead so I can't ask her.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:25, Reply)

right,
well, god rest her soul and all that.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:28, Reply)

There did appear to be some kind of wound there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Christ, did you shag her as well?
No wonder I divorced her.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:30, Reply)

I've rarely worn a tie for work in ages
Also, haven't been to a pub quiz in yonks, never won one as I'm pants at sport and TV questions, good excuse for a few beers and lots of banter as I recall.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:29, Reply)

There always seems to be a good atmosphere at a busy pub quiz.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:41, Reply)

I write a pub quiz every week,
and no longer enjoy attending them. But we used to have a good team once upon a time.

I don't think I've worn a tie in years.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Any decent questions asked?
Challenge me, damn you!

No tie for me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:42, Reply)

um, who is the bentest OTer?
Ans: me.

Checked out Carpathian yet?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:45, Reply)

If I had the time, I would do
Been working every night this week, haven't had much of a chance to do anything I enjoy.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:46, Reply)

sad times.
I was listening to Matthias Tanzmann this morning. You wouldn't like it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:47, Reply)

What happened PD?
I remember when you used to be funny.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Before my time.
Morning Jeffo.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:51, Reply)

do you mean in the 1990s?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Morning Tangles.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:53, Reply)

I was never funny.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Dozer you utter bender.
Did you hear that Jason Noble of Rachel's has died?
I don't know his other band, Rodan, but I'm a big fan of Rachel's and I'm sure you must be too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:50, Reply)

actually, never heard them.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:51, Reply)

You should look them up.
Post rock with added chamber orchestra.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:57, Reply)

that sounds pretentious.
Everyone knows that the best music is prosaic, made by white guys and performed using traditional instruments. Everything else is shit and/or pretentious.

HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:59, Reply)

I don't wear ties for work unless I'm visiting a customer site
I'm not visiting a customer site today
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:00, Reply)

alright sporty,
do you wear a suit?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Are you thinking that if a cow can get a suit made, it should be possible for a pig?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:04, Reply)

sportscow does not wear a suit
I wear shirts and trousers as we are "smart casual"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:05, Reply)

ok,
i am going to a meeting with some of the big boys in a couple of days, and i've been told to wear "business casual" what the fuck does that mean.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Wear a suit, but roll up the sleeves and trouser legs.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:10, Reply)

when i said the big boys,
i was not referring to Duran Duran
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:14, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:20, Reply)

A mankini with a collar and tie?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Not a suit, but trousers and a jacket

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:23, Reply)

like this
?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Nail on head

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Surely "sports casual"?
A t-shirt featuring a chevron action flash worn with ice white shoes, ice white socks with double cadet stripes, green shorts and a tossed pink sweater to complete the look.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:09, Reply)

sort of,
but more about building an image of sporty for my "wank bank"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:09, Reply)

The cockgazzes not enough?
:o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:20, Reply)

i'm a greedy wanker.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:21, Reply)

They had that new Beckham Instinct on special offer down the phamacist yesterday, the shampoo and showergel one, so I thought I'd help the Becks out and give it a try.
It smells of generic buisnessman smell that is alright but a bit generic.

I dreamt that I was making chorizo and broadbeen rissoto for a sofa salesman in hell, which was a bit like Brent Cross Shopping Centre, and he was the devil, but he was alright, and had a sparkly suite.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:00, Reply)

I have one of the Beckham aftershaves
It is very nice

That risotto sounds excellent
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:06, Reply)

I am wearing shorts and a t-shirt so no tie for me
Morning bendoids
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:22, Reply)