Hello is anyone there?
Seems strange no one is posting.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:06, 78 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

aren't you worried everyone went to a party and you weren't invited?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:20, Reply)

Worried no thats the norm :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:21, Reply)

I'm off to see batman in a bit
But I've had several peronis in the sun and feel quite sleepy; I love working from home
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:26, Reply)

I was given the option to go the the premier for that
Waste of time for me Nakers I always fall asleep during movies
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:28, Reply)

ignore 2.0 in full effect.
I'm scared there is a whole load of threads everyday that i'm missing, yet also too scared to log out and find out what they're saying about me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:32, Reply)

Windy only the pricks use that
And if they are sometimes you're better off not knowing
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:34, Reply)

If people don't want to read what I type then I don't give a fuck

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)

I didn't read that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:13, Reply)

I'm here!
/Inman

Been looking at a new housing development near the coast. Trouble is they are £380,000

Nice though. Important amenities nearby: pub, Indian, Chinese, Tesco
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:58, Reply)

Lost me there sport billy
Looking at why?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:01, Reply)

Been wanting to move nearer the sea

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:06, Reply)

Who's the house builder?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:08, Reply)

Charles Church

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)

Engineered joists (fji's) and a lot of C-stud.
Don't fucking touch it mate
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:11, Reply)

Which new builds aren't like that?
Our house looks like it was built by blind kids. Right angles not included
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:13, Reply)

Depends on what you want, all mid to large house builders use shit materials sourced at the lowest cost
Look for independant's that do 14 houses/converts but put pride and skill into it. £380k gives you big bang to the buck
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)

I would no more buy a mainstream new build house than I would seal up my own arsehole.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:21, Reply)

I used to inspect Bovis/Barratt/Bloor homes thats only the B's
The shoddy workmanship You would not believe
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:25, Reply)

Oh, I can believe it.
The lack of room space in many is also appalling.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:30, Reply)

+ tiny tiny windows

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:32, Reply)

You only see the glam. french doors and kitchen
Shit materials all through the tendor process
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:33, Reply)

I was at a house today that's maybe 15 years old and is already badly fucked.
It'll be worthless in another 10 years - not a bad area so it might warrant a major rebuild but the rent is low because of the condition, and that'll happen across the rest of the development, then it'll no longer be a nice area...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:25, Reply)

Thats why I bought an 1880's town house
And renovated the shit out of it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:31, Reply)

Mine is 100 years old either next year or the year after.
Having said that, a couple of my flats (1985 built) are really starting to show problems.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:37, Reply)

TD you got a cellar?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Half a cellar
House is on a steep hillside so I've a cellar in the front.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:41, Reply)

If you need any pointers tanking it gaz me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:43, Reply)

I've been letting out property since 1995.
When I first bought this the kitchen had partially fallen into the cellar, which I've rectified.

Thanks, but I know my way round these things!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Thats OK
If you need any help feel free to ask for advise
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:49, Reply)

It's now my business so I'm fairly well versed in these things.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)

Cool
Property? what part?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:58, Reply)

Other than being an irresponsible slum landlord
I run - or rather, I am an inventory/check out person/business.

Because I am not RICS qualified I am unable to provide qualified structural assessments although my considered opinion is often accepted by passers by and other interested parties.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:04, Reply)

Thats often the case
If you have any issues that you're unsure, Feel free to gaz me
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:09, Reply)

I'd never pretend to be structurally qualified
But I know more than most letting agents so I can usually provide advice as part of the service.

Question requiring objective answer - silicone sealant in a wet room with no external ventilation. Your expected life before replacement?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:17, Reply)

I'm making potato in the jacket with butter and blue cheese.
I like the smaller ones 'cus then you get a better ratio of skin to potato guts.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:02, Reply)

Nice popz
I did Burgers
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Sausage and chips with HP Guinness sauce

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:07, Reply)

^^ winner ^^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)

Agreed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)

Bacon and egg sandwich...was all I could muster

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:19, Reply)

Did you toast it and add cheese?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)

Toast yes, cheese felt a little bit too fat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:25, Reply)

Pussy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:26, Reply)

+ without coronary heart disease

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:28, Reply)

Probs. got a point
Moderation and all
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:29, Reply)

Back from the pub
Early finish, late start tomorrow, cricket on pub telly - that'll do.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)

Excellent work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:11, Reply)

I'm off to Lords on Sunday
If you weren't dead you could come too :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:13, Reply)

Went to Headingley a couple of Sundays ago
Saw KP out on the second ball and I'm wondering if that's the last time I'll see him.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:16, Reply)

If you're lucky, I've run out of interest/sympathy/understanding

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:17, Reply)

Very little myself, to be honest
He had his moments, but I've never been entirely sure about either his commitment or his ability.

He belongs in the IPL, which I think is what he wants anyway.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)

Exactly, I say cut him loose and move on with some new talent
But the contracts that they sign with 'England' are mental, I can't think of another sport like it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:23, Reply)

No, the central contract system is ridiculous and creates more problems than it resolves.
I think he's antagonised enough people this time round to be discharged though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:27, Reply)

Reporting for duty.
Just back from a couple of pints with an old mate. Dear me, I feel utterly fucked.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:10, Reply)

Sorry about that
You will bend over to pick that change up
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:11, Reply)

Slaps arse
HIC
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:12, Reply)

I've only had two pints.
Mind you, it was well after 1am when I got to bed this morning and I didn't have the greatest night's sleep. I have to go drinking for my leaving do tomorrow. I may end up cabbaged by about 8pm.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:14, Reply)

You is well old

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:16, Reply)

Innit Bro

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:17, Reply)

Tell me about it, Nakers.
My trouble is, I think "Oh, I'm a bit tired, I'll have an early night". Then I get a second wind at about 10pm, and I'm not one of these people who nods off as soon as their head hits the pillow, so I stay up a bit longer. It's well shit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:18, Reply)

If th wife and sproglet aren't about I'm rubbish at going to bed
But when in do in sleep like a log. Last weekend I got 2:30 hrs sleep on sat night and that was a miserable Sunday, I almost fell asleep in the pub!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)

Because I'm out all day and don't get much chance to have my own space
I often unwind after everyone's gone to bed by sticking a DVD on, which doesn't help either. Thank god for flexi time.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:24, Reply)

I love my own space, in the pub alone now before the cinema
Couldnt be happier
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:26, Reply)

^^ this^^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:34, Reply)

just posting to ask HH to stop gazzing me.
I have no interest in seeing any pics of him with his cock in his young son.

Not interested at all. Thanks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:11, Reply)

Protesteth much?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:14, Reply)

He's asphixywanking at this very minute using one of his horrid ties

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:18, Reply)

One of my colleagues was telling me today
about one of his friend's sisters who had a massive sleepwalking problem and accidentally hung herself one night.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)

*hanged
That's awful though, I would sleep walk when I was a kid, even made a sandwich once and watched telly
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:22, Reply)

I'm tired, Nakers.
Cut me some slack. But yeah, pretty grim all the same.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:24, Reply)

I don't get many opportunities to be right about language
I have to take all I can!

Edit: say hi to beegeebee when she comes over, or was that last week?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:27, Reply)

In other news, a mate of mine had to cut his neighbour's wife down after she'd hanged herself a few years ago.
I'll bet those scars run a little deep.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:29, Reply)

Fuck...I appreciate one might not be in the best frame of mind, but at least pop out to the local wood

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:30, Reply)

His girlfriend spent 20 minutes trying to give her mouth to mouth and CPR as well.
She doesn't really talk about it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:32, Reply)

I have a few mates who are train drivers
Two have 20+ years service and have never seen one.

One has about 10 years and has had three "under". Not nice.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:34, Reply)

That was the weekend before last, but I'll be seeing her again next weekend.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:29, Reply)

Fuck me I lose track of time!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:31, Reply)

Chicks dig that
apparently
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)