Would any of you like to buy me this?
www.jameslist.com/real_estate/the-bahamas/unknown/private-island-paradise-218267
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:37, 70 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This would do me
www.charleschurch.com/tyne-and-wear_whitley-bay/glebe-rise-1254
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:39, Reply)

Have to say, I prefer Battered's choice.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Me too, but I'm $85,000,000 short for that one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Battered would buy it,
BUT HE'S A LITTLE SHORT!!! LOL!!!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:48, Reply)

livingroomlols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:50, Reply)

I bet Quints would fly him over.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:53, Reply)

This is true
He's such a hero
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:54, Reply)

fly run
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:01, Reply)

+whilst doing the MObot

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Bit over priced

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:40, Reply)

It's in the "if you have to ask, you can't afford" category

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:40, Reply)

I like how the Google map marker is just a red balloon on a patch of green.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:45, Reply)

I'd love to be able to buy that for you, Battered.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Prove it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Allow me to qualify this statement.
If I could afford to toss away that sort of money on some Internet random, then I would surely be doing alright for myself.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Let me have a dig around behind the sofa cushions
I could probably raise it if you're not too proud to pay in copper.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:50, Reply)

I'll take enough of any metal that covers the cost. Thanks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:53, Reply)

The Eiffel tower?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Not sure that would be enough, better throw in the Blackpool Tower as well, just to be on the safe side & to tip the Estate Agent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Oh what the hell, give 'em Blackpool
We don't need a Fylde coast.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:00, Reply)

I can't see how this is raising his bid much.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:03, Reply)

No, but it will reduce the UK jobless/teenage mothers/drug addict count a lot

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)

I've found 21p, a button and some peanuts.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Brilliant, thanks. Only another 84,999,999.79 to go!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:00, Reply)

It's a nice button

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Is it worth a couple of mil?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:02, Reply)

Errrmmm...

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:03, Reply)

FFS. Sort it out!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)

No, it's not the sort of button that would buy you a banana republic
Sorry.

Why don't you try to buy a volcano island, like in James Bond films?

They've got monorails and uniformed pygmies.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:12, Reply)

WHAT? No offers yet? You miserable tightarsed bunch of cunts.
I was going to buy my own yacht to get there, you wouldn't have to cough off up that: www.jameslist.com/yachts/trinity_yachts/carpe-diem/for-sale-267531
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:52, Reply)

It worries me that the yacht is bigger than Manchester

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:53, Reply)

I saw a massive yacht moored up in Monte Carlo a few years ago.
It had its own helipad. Very impressive. Wish I could remember the name of it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:55, Reply)

There's quite a few of them around the south of France, Tunisa etc. i have seen one with a matching coloured 911 drive out of the end of it in Porto Banus. Bonkers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Not quite in the same league,
but the huge motor home that was featured on Top Gear a few years ago, that had the sports car that slid out of a side panel was pretty impressive.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:03, Reply)

I remember that; very smart.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Just a bit.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:28, Reply)

Jack the yacht ram raid Manchester
And steal all the mad for it types, then set up your own pirate company. = Island income
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:56, Reply)

And my own car to drive once I was there
www.jameslist.com/cars/ferrari/fxx/evolution-package-for-sale-133922
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Looks like it is all golf buggies on the island.
And sea plane seems to be the best way to get there, so I'd leave the yacht in Antibes for when you feel you need to get away for a while.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Er, not road legal?
and you only hire it, Ferrari keep it for you.....

Get a Veyron, plenty on there.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:26, Reply)

Now Song to Barcelona! Fucking cunting bollocks wankcat mc turdburger

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Is that to eat in or takeaway?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:17, Reply)

I feel a bit bulimic

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:21, Reply)

A bit?
You mean you can do the binge eating part, but not the forcing yourself to be sick?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Not eaten either, my hearts not in it

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:28, Reply)

I'm sure you're right Bobby

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:20, Reply)

\o/
bobby loves me
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:28, Reply)

Try that couple who just wone the Euro Millions £148,000,000
Actually, if you won that much money and told everybody you'd actually done so, you'd probably need to go and buy a desert island just to escape the parade of long lost relatives, old schoolfriends and other hangers on.

So, how is everyone tonight?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:19, Reply)

I have never understood why anyone would agree to any form of publicity if they won.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:20, Reply)

Exactly.
When the news was reporting that they were deciding whether or not to go public, I was thinking 'don't do it, you muppets'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Annoyed about football

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Ambivalent about Cricket
GSOH, LOL, Taxed and MoT'd, BG CCK, WLTM
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)

If your team wasn't so shit, the players wouldn't want to leave.
You've only yourselves to blame.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Get to fuck!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:32, Reply)

Patience
When MU have imploded like Rangers, and the sheikhs and the Russian have got bored with their toys (or fallen foul of the fair play rules), your time will come.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Mostly fine here.
You alright b3th? Done any good modding today?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:22, Reply)

I heard she rode around on a vespa whilst wearing a parka.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Is she Leslie Ash?
I'm booking a train ticket to Weston.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:39, Reply)

And while we're on the subject
I want this one: http://www.mayfairproperties.net/SearchPropertyDetails.aspx?propid=36351_0041
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:22, Reply)

Calm down, Lou.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:30, Reply)

yeah, I know.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:32, Reply)

Good Night all
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:32, Reply)

Hartley goes to bed and the whole thing stops.
You are ALL Hartley Hare.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)

I have never been so insulted in my 39 years on this planet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:51, Reply)

Come to Bradford and I'll say it to your face

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:53, Reply)

your face the space above your head.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:54, Reply)

I'd rather not get into that, thanks.
I'm about the same height as DG if that helps.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:56, Reply)

+ which is not very tall. About 5' 9"

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:16, Reply)

I'm not. He's a desperate, whiny, needy prick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:24, Reply)

Fuck off Dozer
I used to have a lot of time for you - you could be funny and incisive.

I met you - you seemed a nice bloke - not too confident but intelligent and open minded.

What have you become?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:39, Reply)