WHY is no one talking?
I have nothing to do, nowhere to go, and my housemate is gone Out somewhere. I turn to the internet in the hopes that you will be able to entertain me, but frankly, you're all probably out enjoying that "sun" thing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:42, 75 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright Poppet?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)

eh. Been better. Been worse.
What's up?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)

My pet hamster died last night

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Viking funeral?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Tetley's teabags box, allotment.
Plus, to compound my grief, stateside QOTW blowhard and all round epically dull prick The Resident Loon has put me on 2.0.

Things can't get any worse :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Pretty sure you'll live.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Is that a joke about my dead hamster?
HOW COULD YOU?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:41, Reply)

No, it's a flippant comment about Lunatic, but I can make a joke about your dead hamster if you like.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)

what did you do?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Referred to his shitty hand made reclaimed glass coffee tables and his long term unemployment.
Quite tame stuff really.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:41, Reply)

linkity linkity loo?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:44, Reply)

I would link, but I can't view it, as he's put me on 2.0
If you go to page 1, it's about a third of the way down. It mentions Sarah Palin.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:46, Reply)

bit of a prick that loon isn't he.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:51, Reply)

yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)

i thought i got 2.0'd yesterday,
Turned out the poor little fella deleted his barely coherent lie about pulling a beautiful girl.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:47, Reply)

I'm at work poppyface! WORK?
imagine that!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Work? On a weekend? What is this sorcery?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:40, Reply)

incredibly, people who work 9to5 seem to expect a pub to be open on a saturday when they're off.
I don't get it myself, Monday about midday is the best time to be in the pub. No other pricks around to ruin it for you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Oh that's right you're a publican. That explains it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:47, Reply)

explains a lot of things really.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)

yes, yes it does.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:55, Reply)

I have a cold

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:13, Reply)

threadkiller

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Hamster killer
Sorry for your loss
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)

I've decided that I'm in dire need for TGI Fridays today.
I'm gonna get me some TGI Fridays, oh yes, TGI Fridays, and when I order too much in a take away, they'll turn to me. They'll turn to me and say..... Gonz, that is too much ! you can't finish all of that in one sitting. And then, as I eat my final bite for breakfast tomorow, I'll turn to them. I'll turn to them and say, "Yes. I know.".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)

I did that tonight.
Bought a vege singapore noodles and a garlic naan. Ate the naan and half the noodles. The rest will be my lunch tomorrow!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Singapore noodles and garlic naan? They're from two different countries. And there is no sauce based stuff there.
Oh Poppet.... the whole idea of noodles, rice and bread is to mop things up.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:47, Reply)

I know they are. I didn't get them from two different shops, I got them from one place that does thai, indian and chinese all under one roof.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:16, Reply)

The mark of a quality establishment

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:31, Reply)

But it's Saturday!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Sadurday, more like :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:48, Reply)

I'm a bad as mother fucking from the wrong side of the streets, I care not for what day it is when it comes to BBQ'ing myself up.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Damn it, now I'm imagining you basting yourself in barbecue sauce.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:56, Reply)

That's a typical dinner time for Gonz.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:05, Reply)

They've just opened one here the other week.
Are they any good? I think they've got some opening offers on.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)

They are an abortion of an approximation of what good american style food is like.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)

I've just checked their website,
and they seem a tad pricey.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:05, Reply)

You could do much better.
for less.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:05, Reply)

If I go for a meal, it's generally all you can scoff Chinese buffet,
or a decent Indian. TGIF sound basically overpriced burgers and chips. Or "fries", as our merican cousins insist on calling them.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Yeah, that's pretty much it.
Nothing wrong with american bistro style food, but TGI is not a good example of it.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:09, Reply)

Fries are different to chips. Fries are thin and made to look like matchsticks, but chips are thick and chunky.
and then wedges are a whole other kettle of fish altogether.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Wedges are made of potato, not fish. Stupid Auzzie.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:11, Reply)

You facetious fuck.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Well there's only 3 things that smell of fish.
One of them is fish.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:22, Reply)

No, sorry, I think you got TGIs and Bodeans mixed up.
HAAAAAY -HOOOOOO, went there.


Don't gemmi wrong, I love going with you guys, its just that they only have two good things on the menu; creamed corn and buffalow wings.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:21, Reply)

I'm sitting in the park with a bottle of wine.
I shall go to the pub soon, and watch the football. And hopefully pick up my winnings around 5pm. Beat that for a Saturday afters.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Sleep tight little buddy

(Bazongaloid, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)

I don't know who I hate more:
You for posting that picture, or me for laughing at it.
I think, on balance, it's you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Sorry, i fucked up the animation.
It's better now.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Also, you love me, admit it, you properly laughed.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)

I am affronted and disgusted on behalf of my countryman

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)

No you're not.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Sssshhhh. I am.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Proper lol at this

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:07, Reply)

I just properly snorted with laughter at that!!
first time in weeks I've laughed this hard.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:08, Reply)

I really hope b3th doesn't step me for this.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:09, Reply)

I don't think she will.
it was fucking funny.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:11, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Totes uzin' maf 2 mock da weak

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Is that really necessary?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I don't even know what it's about, who's hurcules?
I just wanted to align some pictures.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)

The hamster mentioned earlier.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)

what happened to it? Did it get lost somewhere between his upper and lower colon?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:35, Reply)

A loved pet died of natural causes.
Owner is very sad. We are mocking his grief.

It's what we do. It's who we are.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:37, Reply)

This is one of the many reasons I love you Al
\:D/ xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 11:36, Reply)

*Guffaws*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)

Top work Al. Top work.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)

*sniggers*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Oh Al...
...it's just like the old days.
I might need a box of tissues.
I might even have a cry as well.
( thealternativefact, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 22:25, Reply)

I don't get this.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 1:26, Reply)

alright, It's late, I'mg oing to bed.
g'night losers.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:23, Reply)

:'( at Al's tribute to Hercules

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)

He's quite the cunt, isn't he?
Just on here, though, he's a very nice man in real life I'm told.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)

I wouldn't believe that for a minute.
I've heard he's a right cunt.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 16:30, Reply)

I have heard this.
Why bother being such a dick online though?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)