Fucking jesus, no
there's not enough mindbleach in the world, Apers. I mean, she's fit enough, but I'd have to listen to her talk.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:49, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what the fuck do you think ballgags are for?
christ almighty, you really are a woman.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)

you'd have to get it on her first.
Plus, she's a weegie, mumpers, she could talk through a concrete bunker wall.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:52, Reply)

ugh, they are the worst. especially if she's a proper zenga.
ah pure love hockey so ah do. pure mental, wi the sticks and the baws and that. hahahahahahahahaha. let's go oot and get mad wi it drinkin wkd and smirny ice!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:53, Reply)

I can't help reading that as Geordie.
I think that's as far North as my brain will go.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)

christ, we're not that bad.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Yous'll be areet, man. Mint!

( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:59, Reply)

You've never met a Geordie, have you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Aside from DG, Tourettes and my old English lecturer, no.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:02, Reply)

I like how geordies always sound surprised.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:00, Reply)

They're not very bright.
The world is a constant source of magical mystery and wonder.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:02, Reply)

The Dutch Womans hockey team was pretty hot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)