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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've just been to get the shopping.
Standing at the checkout in an almost empty supermarket, I let out the most evil noxious fart ever. Just me and teh boy on the till, pretending that it never happened. I may have been a touch red by the time I left.
Evening, everyone.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:51, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Standing at the checkout in an almost empty supermarket, I let out the most evil noxious fart ever. Just me and teh boy on the till, pretending that it never happened. I may have been a touch red by the time I left.
Evening, everyone.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:51, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I had to cut some of the nail off. Being a macho type I used a Stanley knife.
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( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:10, Reply)
How incredibly manly.
Is microbattered terrified of daddy's black finger?
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Is microbattered terrified of daddy's black finger?
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Retarded move Batts
The heated needle would have been a better idea, Get the booster jab.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:12, Reply)
The heated needle would have been a better idea, Get the booster jab.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:12, Reply)
Boiled a brand new blade in a saucepan, covered the pan, waited for it to cool. Then put clean kitchen gloves on to fit the blade back in to the knife. Heated the blade up until blue with a lighter, waited for it to cool slightly and then used it.
Edited due to iPad keyboard.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:23, Reply)
Edited due to iPad keyboard.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:23, Reply)
Much less pain than I was in. Released the pressure. Swelling has also decreased.
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( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:40, Reply)
I
once went out with a girl who could queef at will.
Quite the party girl, she was. But not the turn to show off at a do with aunts, uncles and grannies.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:26, Reply)
once went out with a girl who could queef at will.
Quite the party girl, she was. But not the turn to show off at a do with aunts, uncles and grannies.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:26, Reply)
well, that cap seems awfully snug on you...
other than being a guff monster, what's up?
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:05, Reply)
other than being a guff monster, what's up?
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:05, Reply)
i saw some music and some crazy things and some mud at the weekend
and experienced an awesome new beverage: brandy chai
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
and experienced an awesome new beverage: brandy chai
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
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