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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sorry I'm late, I stopped off to tell apeloverage his book was shit.
Alt: You realise this isn't an alt, right, because your opening wasn't a question? And was that a new question I asked? And that?

Altar: Where people get sacrificed. Much like speed dating.

Alt: 'Dad, I think I need to teach you how to delete your browsing history'. Actually, I doubt that's unique to my family and it's a conversation I'm dreading having when I see them at the weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:03, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
so you already know that you've been busted watching goat porn?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:07, Reply)
Ha...no, no, no.
I went round to help them fix their internet connection last night and...well...I'm just glad what I found wasn't illegal at least.

I assume it was my Dad. He pretends he doesn't know how to use the internet, but if it was my Mum then she's been living deep in the closet.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:10, Reply)
oh christ....

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:11, Reply)
meh...it's not bad disgusting porn, just...well...it's a bit more than the 'Club Intenationals' I found under his bed when I was 13.
Porn has changed.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:15, Reply)
Porn is like a box of chocolates

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:20, Reply)
You consume too much too quickly and then feel sick and guilty afterwards?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:23, Reply)
exactly, also you can end up with it all over your chin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:23, Reply)
Was it porn?
Or ultraporn?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:08, Reply)
'hairy granny minge'

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:09, Reply)
'a horse having sex with someone who looks like my wife'

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:10, Reply)
I'd click "I like this" but I don't want to give the wrong impression

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:46, Reply)

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