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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Last night there was a terrible accident in my flat.
I thought I should let you know why I won't be myself for a while.

My housemate turned to stone in the kitchen.
He looked directly at my juicer.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:08, 87 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Is this supposed to be funny?
if it is, I don't understand why?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:10, Reply)
my juicer = medusa

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:11, Reply)
It's funny because medusa turned people to stone and my juicer sounds a bit like it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Only if you're weird and british.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)
I am both those things.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)
he's Waki!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:25, Reply)
He's practically Bobby.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)
Oi, sod off, I'm not waki. Is it shameful that Im already resigned to Arsenal having another pony season.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:40, Reply)
Pragmatic I think. Just sit back and watch their "achingly beautiful" football

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)
I can see why everyone wants to fuck off. Of the players that left in the past 7 years
They have picked up 44 winners medals between them.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)
he's half the man bobby is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:40, Reply)
This took far too long
and initially I thought "juicer" was a euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:11, Reply)
I think we have a contender for shittest thread ever, congratulations

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:21, Reply)
I've got to get at least one prize. Since you've swept the boards in every other shit catergory.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:23, Reply)
Officially shitter than me.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:24, Reply)

shitter slimmer, wealthier, better looking and less in Wales
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:25, Reply)
Wealthier? Doubt it.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)
fucking students with their grants and loans and shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)
He has
OAK


FLOORING
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)
He has a tendency to talk bullshit, and post more than anyone else.long winded shitehawk

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)
Fucking hell Bob, what crawled up your arse today?
Did your students get shit exam results because you don't know how to teach properly?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)
I teach foundation bro, no exams for my lot,plus I have one yr left at uni.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Please don't ever use the word "bro" like that again.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)
Please don't be a gimp about little things that don't matter.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Please calm down, you're being all prissy for no reason at all.
You started being a bit cool for a while, don't undo all that hard work.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Probably on his period

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Im not angry, where you feign annoyance at my use of the word bro, I've done the same at your tendency
To avoid content and focus on insignificant details. My emotional state hasn't changed.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:54, Reply)
I dunno, i can feel some of that old rage wobbling to the surface
Mayeb you should have a sit down, and by sit down I mean press the button that reclines your super strength bed into a lying position, but don't forget your oxygen mask, i don't want you dying on me!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)
It's funny when he forgets and starts to choke
and his belly wobbles around like a big bowl of jelly.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:58, Reply)
I once sat on him by accident as I thought he was a water bed :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:00, Reply)
nah, you also won most jumped up data inputter

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:24, Reply)
I have 1700 people to do that for me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:34, Reply)
Paper Clips are not people

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)
Nice one Tim Vine.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:22, Reply)
I saw this and thought of you xxx
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/aug/23/hippo-stuck-in-swimming-pool
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:25, Reply)
needs more neck beard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)
Needs moar tattoos and posh people

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:28, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)
so you even gorgon'd his cock?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)
that sounds as much like gorged on as my juicer sounds like medusa

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Mine at least has the same number of sylables.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)
which word do you pronounce wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:32, Reply)
I say facade as fa-kade

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Happened round ours too
Mate was cooking up some of those dishes used to culture bacteria when he turned to stone
Petri-fried
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)
Chompy, this is better than yours

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)
I agree, theo for offtopic mod!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Yeah ban the b@th!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:40, Reply)
I mod too much as it is
I can't get out of bed without being forced into modding
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)
What a way to make a living.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Hold on, just gonna mod summat

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)
You're not tempted by GW2 are you?
Shame prerelease is this weekend.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)
I just don't have the time to get into another mmo, I barely have time to play the ones I've already got going
All I'm doing with LOTRO is logging in and paying the rent on my house, and with Pandaria round the corner I'm gonna have to focus on that, unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Pandaria looks a bit shit tbh,
but then bliz do tend to make the best of it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)
Yeah there's nothing in it that's actually making me want to play it
But I reckon I should at least hit 90 just so I know what's going on
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)
You could hit 90 on day one, go into the first 5 man in all epics and be called a noob.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)
ugh, instances
would mean rubbing shoulders with the unwashed masses, ain't into that
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)
That's the thing that made me quit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)
s'why I've been (mostly) enjoying LOTRO
no fucker talks to me
bliss
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)
You should join one of those Korean ones.
I AM ENGLISH PLEASE GO AWAY
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:57, Reply)
I tried a super grindy grindy korean mmo
pricks, the lot of them
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:59, Reply)
There's one coming out soon where you can make your own towns and shit.
And you have boats or something... I saw a video about it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:13, Reply)
do you have to build it in real time?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)
My friend is building me a gaming pc and this is the game he said to get first

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)
It's cool, I've been playing the beta weekends.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)
yeah but you get to wear the cool uniform

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)
The epaulets really bring out my eyes

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)
alright wankathon mathletes?
No doubt there will be many a lol.

Today's shirt is turquoise.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)
What about your panties? Priscilla queen of the off topic,

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:45, Reply)
white cotton.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)
With some kitty litter?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Morning Mr. Bri'ass

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Morning mistah Bri'ass.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)
This thread is shit
Here's something for Swipe (it's also shit)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:58, Reply)
bacon's alright but it's not the alpha-meat the internet seems to think it is
it's just a decent condiment
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:01, Reply)
I'll admit, I had some terrible bacon this morning
But to say it's shit, as she does, is simply wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:08, Reply)
woah what
alright not being 'best meat ever' is summat I understand, but shit?
wrongun that one
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:10, Reply)
That she is
She banned her assistants from eating it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)
"Intolerable working conditions"

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:34, Reply)
She can't see this.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:07, Reply)
Ah, good point.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Bacon blindness?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:34, Reply)
Ignore 2.0, I recommend it to anyone.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:36, Reply)
me too

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:55, Reply)
That pic looks like it's from the US
which is ironic, because the Yanks come as close as anyone to actually ruining bacon.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)
How do you make a duck sing?
Put it in a microwave until it's Bill Withers.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:08, Reply)
+into a soul er

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:08, Reply)
vending machine was out of BBQ hula hoops
So now i have salt and vinegar, they're ok, but i feel cheated
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)

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