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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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WOO HOO, YEAHHHHH!!!!!!
It's only a FUCKEN NEW THREAD!!!!!!!
How fucking cool is that? Tell us about something else that's well smart.
Alt: Tell me about a lol that happened on here in the past two weeks, if indeed there was one.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:03, 155 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
It's only a FUCKEN NEW THREAD!!!!!!!
How fucking cool is that? Tell us about something else that's well smart.
Alt: Tell me about a lol that happened on here in the past two weeks, if indeed there was one.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:03, 155 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I came back...
then I went away... then I came back again.
Now I'm eating Tangfastics, they're pretty smart.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
then I went away... then I came back again.
Now I'm eating Tangfastics, they're pretty smart.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
You couldn't be more wrong
You're more wrong than Steve McWrong from Wrongcastle in Wrongshire.
You bloody gorm.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
You're more wrong than Steve McWrong from Wrongcastle in Wrongshire.
You bloody gorm.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
You need Naked Ape's hand
for fiddling with your bits? Does DiT know about this?
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:30, Reply)
for fiddling with your bits? Does DiT know about this?
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:30, Reply)
He knows all
He's like BraveStarr, he has the ears of an elephant (in a hearing capacity, I don't mean that he has massive ears)
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
He's like BraveStarr, he has the ears of an elephant (in a hearing capacity, I don't mean that he has massive ears)
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
Kids and grown-ups love it so,
the happy world of Haribo. You curmudgeon you.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
the happy world of Haribo. You curmudgeon you.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
i had some tangfastics the other day
some of them had been on the carpet
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
some of them had been on the carpet
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
food dropped on the floor is okay as long as you pick it back up before 5 seconds pass
Some people adhere to a 30 second rule. Fat people, usually.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Some people adhere to a 30 second rule. Fat people, usually.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Don't be silly
fat people don't drop food, it's food that's trying to escape.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
fat people don't drop food, it's food that's trying to escape.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Drop it and pick it up in 5 - a-o-kay
Drop it and pick it up after 5... no good.
Obviously if it falls in poo/petrol/puddle... you re-evaluate.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Drop it and pick it up after 5... no good.
Obviously if it falls in poo/petrol/puddle... you re-evaluate.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Fuck you man
I only just got back to my thread.
No way has it been two weeks. Fuck off again, yeah?
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
I only just got back to my thread.
No way has it been two weeks. Fuck off again, yeah?
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Well, I'm going to the pub tonight, that's pretty smart of me.
I haven't been around for the past week, I decided to do non internet things. Like life. You have a good holiday?
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:12, Reply)
I haven't been around for the past week, I decided to do non internet things. Like life. You have a good holiday?
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:12, Reply)
It was OK.
My ex suggested I book time off so I could see my daughter before she starts school. And then didn't let me see her.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
My ex suggested I book time off so I could see my daughter before she starts school. And then didn't let me see her.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
So is your ex a posh bitch, stuck up, thinks the world revolves around her etc etc
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
I'm planning ahead because winters a coming
It was pitch black at 9pm last night :((((((((((((
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
It was pitch black at 9pm last night :((((((((((((
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Haha that's very organised of you!
True, the darkness is coming - hurumph.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
True, the darkness is coming - hurumph.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
I'm a pikey T K Maxx shopper now that I'm poor due to mini ape
thus one must buy when one sees something
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
thus one must buy when one sees something
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Haha
I don't go in the stores because they scare me, but I do keep an eye on their website - that's where the good stuff is (and by 'good stuff' I mean handbags).
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
I don't go in the stores because they scare me, but I do keep an eye on their website - that's where the good stuff is (and by 'good stuff' I mean handbags).
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
The womens section is madness, men's is simpler
i have two excellent pairs of sunglasses (carrera and police) from there, £12 and £20 respectively \o/
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
i have two excellent pairs of sunglasses (carrera and police) from there, £12 and £20 respectively \o/
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
I'm on holiday next week and half the week after.
You're all going to miss me terribly.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
You're all going to miss me terribly.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
<a href="http://www.tumbleweed.com">www.tumbleweed.com</a>
haha actually there really is an australian company called that.
why? who thought that was a good name?
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:30, Reply)
haha actually there really is an australian company called that.
why? who thought that was a good name?
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:30, Reply)
It wasn't a question.
It was a statement of fact and thereby requires no response. Its veracity is incontravertible.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:31, Reply)
It was a statement of fact and thereby requires no response. Its veracity is incontravertible.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Afraid so.
We were actually talking about you the other day. She called you a prick. Sorry, mate.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
We were actually talking about you the other day. She called you a prick. Sorry, mate.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
"she" hates cheapskates, tedious dullards, illiterates and shit-fucks
if you are none of the above, you are ok. if you are all of the above, you should do the world a favour, cut your bollocks off with a rusty razor, and bleed to death through the crack.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
if you are none of the above, you are ok. if you are all of the above, you should do the world a favour, cut your bollocks off with a rusty razor, and bleed to death through the crack.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
you're going to believe kroney?
oooook then. hope that works out good for you.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)
oooook then. hope that works out good for you.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)
I'm putting mine on in two and a half frigging hours time.
God. Ages.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
God. Ages.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
the last fortnight has been ghastly
Biggest lol has been ignore 2.0 an ting.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Biggest lol has been ignore 2.0 an ting.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Your shirt is ghastly
please tell me it's a "washed out" or "light" turquoise?
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:31, Reply)
please tell me it's a "washed out" or "light" turquoise?
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Sorry, I got distracted
Yes, I'm fine thanks Montezuma. Yourself?
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Yes, I'm fine thanks Montezuma. Yourself?
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Been worse I suppose.
My daughter's favourite music is ska so I plan to take her to Notting Hill to see Gaz's Rockin' Blues sound system on Sunday, I'm really excited about that.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
My daughter's favourite music is ska so I plan to take her to Notting Hill to see Gaz's Rockin' Blues sound system on Sunday, I'm really excited about that.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Alt: Plumdozer's hamster passed away
and Al made a mildly amusing pictorial tribute, as is his wont.
Can't remember anything else as the Popular page has been reset.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
and Al made a mildly amusing pictorial tribute, as is his wont.
Can't remember anything else as the Popular page has been reset.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
That one with Jimmy The Artful Dodger Carr
and Lauren Frogeye Laverne?
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
and Lauren Frogeye Laverne?
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Oh right.
The thing I was thinking of was shit, too. You can see how I'd get confused.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
The thing I was thinking of was shit, too. You can see how I'd get confused.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Yup, I thought they weren't very good at all.
and I had fairly high hopes. He is considerably better at pointing out things which are shit than he is at writing things which aren't.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
and I had fairly high hopes. He is considerably better at pointing out things which are shit than he is at writing things which aren't.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
He only wrote the first one.
I thought the thrid one, about the people with inbuilt cameras in their heads, was the best of the lot.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
I thought the thrid one, about the people with inbuilt cameras in their heads, was the best of the lot.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
UNNNNNNH
YOU IDIOT
they didn't have cameras in their heads, they had devices in their brains that recorded everything they saw through their EYES. OMG I CAN'T BELEVE UR SO STUPID
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:01, Reply)
YOU IDIOT
they didn't have cameras in their heads, they had devices in their brains that recorded everything they saw through their EYES. OMG I CAN'T BELEVE UR SO STUPID
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:01, Reply)
This one looks more police squad like
it's called a touch of cloth.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
it's called a touch of cloth.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
thats funny you see, because "touching cloth" is a reference to pooing your pants, whereas "a touch of frost" was a popular police drama starring David Jason. And "a touch of frots" was all about that time you were rubbing up against your "girlfriend" on a bus.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
thats funny you see, because "touching cloth" is a reference to pooing your pants, whereas "a touch of frost" was a popular police drama starring David Jason. And "a touch of frots" was all about that time you were rubbing up against your "girlfriend" on a bus.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Why do you hate everything?
sky1.sky.com/a-touch-of-cloth/a-touch-of-cloth-trailer
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
sky1.sky.com/a-touch-of-cloth/a-touch-of-cloth-trailer
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
Ah I saw the ad for that, I couldn't take it seriously
after they announced the name
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
after they announced the name
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
I thought it was a Serious Cop Drama
Turns out it's a spoof. I might give it a go.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Turns out it's a spoof. I might give it a go.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Nah
I'm being nice to him as it's our anniversary week... next week I'll go back to making demands until he starts digging up the patio!
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
I'm being nice to him as it's our anniversary week... next week I'll go back to making demands until he starts digging up the patio!
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
I started yesterday, as it happens.
Thank god we finally got a garden waste bin.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Thank god we finally got a garden waste bin.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
We broke up because of you, you know.
Everything was OK between us til you came along. You were an accident.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Everything was OK between us til you came along. You were an accident.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:56, Reply)
I couldn't decide if it was supposed to be serious
or more like Vexed, I did only see a teaser trailer though!
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)
or more like Vexed, I did only see a teaser trailer though!
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Bugger.
I usually try so hard not to rise to shitty internet commenters. But I've just caved and called almost everyone posting on the Metro's FB Lance Armstrong story an idiot.
Well. They are.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
I usually try so hard not to rise to shitty internet commenters. But I've just caved and called almost everyone posting on the Metro's FB Lance Armstrong story an idiot.
Well. They are.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Monty!
I totally seeing you tomorrow. Isn't this the best thing evah!
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
I totally seeing you tomorrow. Isn't this the best thing evah!
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
I'm totally going to see him tomorrow, too!
I'm going to see you too. There will be a BIG lock on my tent.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
I'm going to see you too. There will be a BIG lock on my tent.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
oh you cunt
i'm going to be singing "hoots mon there's juice loose aboot this hoose" now.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
i'm going to be singing "hoots mon there's juice loose aboot this hoose" now.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
It's my tent
If they want you that badly, I'm going to kick you out!
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)
If they want you that badly, I'm going to kick you out!
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)
I took it down.
Although replaced it with something that turned out only marginally less insulting anyway. It seems I can't help myself. I must have a low idiot tolerance today.
it's on the Metro Ap, you'd need to sign up for it to see it anyway.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Although replaced it with something that turned out only marginally less insulting anyway. It seems I can't help myself. I must have a low idiot tolerance today.
it's on the Metro Ap, you'd need to sign up for it to see it anyway.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)
When somebody leaves you, you just lose a friend
But when you left me babe, well, it was the end
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:30, Reply)
But when you left me babe, well, it was the end
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:30, Reply)
It was indeed the end.
It was the end of Gremlins II, if I remember correctly.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:31, Reply)
It was the end of Gremlins II, if I remember correctly.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Dunno actually
Couple of beers and a fillum probably. Life in the bus lane m'man.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Couple of beers and a fillum probably. Life in the bus lane m'man.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Better yet
I was looking for a wineshop on the way home and it turns out it's Barolo Friday at Uncorked by Liverpool St Station. Free Tasting!
\o/
I'm assuming they can't force me to spit it out.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)
I was looking for a wineshop on the way home and it turns out it's Barolo Friday at Uncorked by Liverpool St Station. Free Tasting!
\o/
I'm assuming they can't force me to spit it out.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Shit, that was in March
I need to learn to read.
*studies website some more*
Instore tastings:
Occur most Fridays from midday on a very informal basis, with four wines open to taste and are an excellent way to explore our range over a period of time. We often show new arrivals and sometimes even seek feedback for wines auditioning for a place on our racks.
That'll do, pig, that'll do.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:00, Reply)
I need to learn to read.
*studies website some more*
Instore tastings:
Occur most Fridays from midday on a very informal basis, with four wines open to taste and are an excellent way to explore our range over a period of time. We often show new arrivals and sometimes even seek feedback for wines auditioning for a place on our racks.
That'll do, pig, that'll do.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:00, Reply)
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