Well, for fuck's sake.
I'm drunk and bored. There's got to be SOMEONE around.

What have you all been up to today?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 20:58, 79 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Invoicing
Not really paying full attention, I'm afraid.

Do something interesting and I'll check back later.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:07, Reply)

*does a little drunken dance*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:13, Reply)

*Parkinson's lols*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:15, Reply)

I initially read that as "Parkinsons Idol"
and thought, "this time they've gone too far."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:18, Reply)

"Floats like a butterfly with DT's, stings like a bee with chronic anxiety syndrome."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Sleeping.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:09, Reply)

I've
been watching the floods flowing down the street. And pavement. Had to divert the usual dog walk because of flooded streets.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:11, Reply)

It's been a roller coaster of a day here.
I did some washing, went to the green grocers, then the supermarket and then I had a little sleep.
The real fun happens tomorrow.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Oh man,
you know how to live.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:22, Reply)

INORITE?
How are you Toyah*?


*Tenuous mod reference.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:27, Reply)

It's a mystery.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:32, Reply)

*turns suburbia upside down*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:35, Reply)

*falls over*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)

I went to the footy
There was a Spurs fan sitting right near us away fans with "Uncle Phil" on the back of his replica shirt, and we spent most of the match putting "Uncle Phil" into various footballing songs. "Uncle Phil's Barmy Army" and "When Uncle Phil goes marching in" and so on. Fair do's to the guy he took it well.

Also we didn't lose, which was nice.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Is that two matches and two wind
EDIT: wins, sorry. Buit drunked.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:25, Reply)

no we drew this one
still a pretty good start though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Also just had a very very nice takeaway curry delivered
And I had a starter so I've still got half the rice, half the curry and half the naan left. That's tomorrow sorted. *burps*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:26, Reply)

You now have my full attention.
Elvis Costello's "Blood and Chocolate" on the CD.

So - what do you want of me?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:28, Reply)

A review of the album
And enough witty banter to keep me awake.
Go.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Or what he said.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Not his best
But it's the one I dragged out of the attic.

Don't know where to start with Costello - he's done all sorts of stuff. Yeah, Blood and Chocolate is a good start - then My Aim Is True.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:34, Reply)

I liked his early stuff with Bud Abbott

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)

I only have This Year's Model
It's alright.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Also, why is your music in the attic?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Because it is
When I ever get the time and money all the music will come downstairs.

I live in a flexible canvas.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:39, Reply)

You live in a tent?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:43, Reply)

+ badly painted
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:45, Reply)

I live in an enormous fucked house
That is far too big for me and I move things around to dry bits whilst I slowly get it in order.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Fair enough
I'd keep the records in the room in which I was living, if it was me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:48, Reply)

When I can afford the panels
They'll come downstairs.

At the moment I need to buy a new roof.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:59, Reply)

It's not all glamour being a slum landlord
Or whatever it is you do.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:03, Reply)

Oh boy it is.
There'll be a few students wandering into their flats next month with a smile on their face, because that's how I bring them in.

I have very little trouble because I make myself accesible and that's the basis I've built the business on.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:12, Reply)

It sounds as though your students live better than you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:16, Reply)

I''ve just moved 3 lads into one of my houses today
And they're boring bastards. Fuck me - I've done the walls in Wilko best emulsion and I'm going to have to pay your bond back in full.

Why can't they have a good time?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:23, Reply)

These poor bastards have to go to study now.
It costs too much for them to be able to enjoy themselves.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:27, Reply)

I bought these places as an investment.
Yes, I'd rather they were filled by serious students. I have a link to the Geophysical department and a few of my flats are block-booked by PHD students.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:38, Reply)

Entertainment.
And possibly chocolate.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Oh I did a bad thing yesterday
Lunch - 2 family size Milka bars.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:37, Reply)

That sounds like a good lunch to me.
Lunch today was a family size bag of crisps.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:39, Reply)

Didn't do too badly today
A monster cheese and onion baguette.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:41, Reply)

The clue is in "family size." Have a tomato as well. With lots of pepper.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:44, Reply)

If it helps
I didn't ahve any tea.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Soz, I'm not criticising. Eat what you like, if you enjoy it. I'm off for a couple of packets of crisps and some digestive biscuits in a minute despite eating chilli and salad and cheese not two hours ago.

Go oan yersel'.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:59, Reply)

*healthy for Scotland fives*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:00, Reply)

*yay*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:01, Reply)

*deepfriedfives*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Each hand in the deep fat fryer?

Too far, man, too far.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Ha! My beloved made tattie soup today. I've just had a bowl. Lovely.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:16, Reply)

leave it a while and you'll have a 'bowl movement'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Undoubtedly. I'll give you a full description.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:17, Reply)

woooorrrkk
Boo
I wish I had a bottle of vodka in one hand and a cigarette in the other
( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:46, Reply)

You can have my vodka if you like.
There's not much left, but it's been in the freezer so it's not too bad.
Not a premium brand though : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:48, Reply)

I'm not a vodka drinker, so forgive my ignorance
But is there really any difference between the premium brands and the gut rot stuff?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:50, Reply)

smoooother

( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:50, Reply)

^what she said

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:52, Reply)

IS IT MARSHMALLOW?!

( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:50, Reply)

No.
Some shit supermarket barnd. 37%, nothing smooth.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:53, Reply)

do not want

( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Morrinov?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Lidlnov, probably.
I forget.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:55, Reply)

K - I'm going for a tab now.
A Rothmans. You'd love 'em.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:48, Reply)

*Work fives*
KkkKKkkkKkKrRrRrrrRrrrRrrriIIiiIIIisssSSSsssssStTTtttiIIiiinNNNNnnnnneeEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
*Panders*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:49, Reply)

I thought you were sleeping?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Awake and in work now.
sadtimes
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Aug 2012, 23:03, Reply)

*manders*
Ssssssßssssst5tttttttttttuuuuuuujjjjjjjjjjjj
( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 21:51, Reply)

So, is anyone going to come in and shake this thread up?
Or am I going to go to bed?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:08, Reply)

go to bed
We're waiting for you too leave to talk about the good stuff
( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:11, Reply)

The truth hurts K :(
Still, at least I'll go to bed knowing that you have a song you don't like stuck in your head.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:15, Reply)

More fuckin' Parkinson's.

Night tangles.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:12, Reply)

Name me a better wake up song.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4sKdiWlLR8
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:16, Reply)

I always used to like waking up to this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsT_7is7CnM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:20, Reply)

OK - Right now I love this guy

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:28, Reply)

So much so I did a double post.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:30, Reply)

The first one made it look as though you were telling everyone how you loved me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:31, Reply)

I do love you
I is ur ukranian girlrfendand is lobving u so much Mfr tangles

xxxxx
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:41, Reply)

mr tangles why you not lovees me eh?
ihave tractor of masseyfergeson I do loves you you pay Ukranian desperatebrides to get out of potato field you not reply of KAPILTISTA i sm lovinkyuo
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:52, Reply)

OK - Right now I love this guy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR5B54Dvzu0
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:29, Reply)

Should I go to bed then?
Yes, I think so.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Fuck you and your fucking popular threads, you feckless cunt.
Just because you've got a cunt and a number in your name. I hate everybody and everything. Shit arms.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Aug 2012, 1:18, Reply)