So thickies.
uk.news.yahoo.com/cannabis-found-lower-iq-young-190515637.html

Have drugs made you denser? Or more astute and creative? Alcohol probably is worse for brain density.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:06, 80 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sorry, I don't understand the question.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:10, Reply)

i'm not thick
if i get any sharper, i'll cut you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:11, Reply)

You're not thick,
just not very good at grammar, or capitalisation. Or capitalization, if you're foreign.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)

my spelling and grammar are flawless
i just choose not to exercise that shit on here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:17, Reply)

penduntry iz wel LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:18, Reply)

As is peasantry.
Hang on, is that a word?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:25, Reply)

groovy baby yeah!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I dunno about drugs man, but my housemate is watching Big Brother REALLY loudly and I can feel my IQ dropping just by hearing that shit.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)

kroney is attempting to impress eastern european women with his talk of scat this week
you needs a new sig, baby
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)

I knew someone who used to watch them sleep on the live screening.
Creepy
(PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:17, Reply)

i did that too, i'd stroke the screen
and curl up next to it with a pillow

Max was my favourite cuddlebuddy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Assange?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Yes

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Persistant drug use isn't good for you.
But an 8 point partially reversible drop in IQ is not exactly the end of the world. It's strange how this long term study will be picked up by both sides of the drugs debate and used to bash the other.
Because it claims that generally persistent canabis use is dangerous for children, but safe for adults.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:32, Reply)

I'm sure that another long term study will surface,
claiming the opposite.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Just read dozers qotw posts... Wtf

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:40, Reply)

He's quoting from American Psycho

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Those of you that have met Monty will know the terrible impact of long term drug use.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:41, Reply)

I hope to meet him at the London bash.
I bet my drugs are better than his.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)

I'll do all yours and let you know afterwards. No probz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)

i never replied to your text about pizza, did i??
i'm doing my stupid abstaining diet for another month, but perhaps we can go SOON after that? i owe battered a big lot of drinks too...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Abstaining diets are shit, because as soon as you stop you'll be chucking the flab back on.
Eat sensibly, and do some exercise, much better idea, it'll be more effective and healthier.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:56, Reply)

i won't, because i will be easing back into it and eating sensibly/exercising lots, as i do anyway
i don't think it does any harm for an occasional kickstart. but it's not a way of life. yoyo dieting is terrible for you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)

OK boss

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)

There is no control in your case study though
Unless you have another Monty who has never taken drugs?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:44, Reply)

That's a fucking horrible thought, another one of that cunt? No thanks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:45, Reply)

It's enough to turn you to drugs.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Eff that, yo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Nope.
They've held me back in my life I expect, but luckily they've also helped me cope with the disappointment this has caused so meh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)

i don't give a fuck what people want to do, live and let live
but a lot of people who smoke weed regularly are not a good advert for it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Correlation does not equate to causation though.
Those people could be fuck-ups regardless.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:51, Reply)

it was an opinion mostly formed at uni
the ones who got pissed or took E and danced their tits off at the cross were normal. the ones who smoked a lot of dope were cliched piles of washing up stoners.

but i think the basic personality type influenced the kind of drugs they liked, rather than the other way round, if you see what i mean.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:56, Reply)

What about 'all-rounders' like me, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Actually don't answer that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)

you're unique, darling

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)

unique a MASSIVE HOMO.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)

To put Battered's strikethrough in context:
all reach
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)

It's impossible to tell whether drugs or alcohol have affected my intelligence
as the precipitous decline in the intelligence of just about every other fucker on the planet over the last 30 years rather skews the data.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:50, Reply)

hello you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:51, Reply)

alright treacle?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:52, Reply)

struggling to get back into things after the bank holiday, tbh
you popped up on my newsfeed looking happy with yourself, good weekend?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Down for a friend's kid's christening.
Good catch-up, so yeah, not bad. which pic appeared in your feed?

But it wasn't a bank holiday up here and I'm out of the office thurs pm and fri so frankly I need to do a weeks work in 2 1/2 days.

Which is why I'm here, obviously
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)

i think there were 2
you on a beach with your arm around some oiseau, and you with a sprog. you were very smiley.

how's the hand??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)

The oiseau would be my wife.
the sprog would be the one that was christened.

Hand's OK. I've now officially transferred hockey clubs, have the first pre-season proper game tonight. Eep. Hope I'm worth the transfer fee.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:01, Reply)

just checking it wasn't the other way around...
... ok, that made no sense. glad the wrist is improving. what was the transfer fee, a pint??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)

two and a half pints and a packet of Tangfastics.
Plus the actual SHU registration transfer fee which I think is about £50.

High value player, me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)

blimey
it's precarious up there at the top
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Morning.
Nice to see you in your usual happy, fluffy lovey-dovey mood.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)

If people weren't fucking idiots, BP, I'd be a shit sight happier.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)

i think you should come to monty's bash

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I also think this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I also think this, but it is dependent on "stuff"
mostly work stuff.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:02, Reply)

sod work, come drinking with internet weirdos
and ME
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)

I thought
alcohol killed the weaker brain cells, thus making you more intelligent?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:56, Reply)

You're teetotal, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)

ZING!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Well played.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)

very good!
nope, I likes many a drink.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)

I've never tried drugs of any kind
but TV and alcohol have probably lowered my IQ by about twenty points. We didn't win the pub quiz *again* on Sunday.
I may have to go back to remedial school.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Caffine? Alcohol? Nicotine? Not even once? What about all those legal things people pop for headaches, period pain, IBS?
Holier than thou! I put it to you that you consume enough socially acceptable drugs to make monty look clean. You've changed! You used to be cool! Being a Mod has gone totally to your head!
( Peej, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)

ecstasy changed my life.
For the better.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Your qotw posts are disturbing

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:09, Reply)

it's satire.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:09, Reply)

It's fucked

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:13, Reply)

it's copying and pasting isn't it?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Of Brett Easton Ellis I believe.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)

it's sampling.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Pass.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)

satire.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:15, Reply)

You've changed.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)

how have I changed?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)

Well you used to be good, you've gone a bit shit now. You're still a good poster but your new creative direction leaves me cold.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)

define 'a good poster'
Then define 'creative direction'. And bear in mind that I change my mask for QOTW compared to OT.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)

That's a lot of effort tbh. I'll do it later.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)

all that spliff has made you lazy.
I gots time, ma nizzle.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)

It's not that, I'm playing dark souls.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Well I never do drugs because they are illegal
so I am very intelligent and my IQ is 210

Actually I've never been much of a stoner, I don't really like sitting about doing fuck all so weed ruins a good night out for me. Give me a nice stimulant and I'm happy, I don't seem to gurn on them either, its finny watching my best mate on coke, he clenches his teeth and breathes in sharply a lot.
( Peej, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)

I don't take any these days
apart from alcohol. I'd say it helps as when you are chilled out (and not yet monged) you can think about stuff that is bothering you and I normally manage to come up with a solution.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:14, Reply)

I'm mostly alcohol and nicotine
Smoked dope a fair few times but never for extended periods, just Saturday nights in with mates. Don't think it's affected my IQ but then there's that study that shows that the dumber you are the smarter you think you are. So.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)