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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Its me!!!!
I'm not dead. Tell me how much you missed me, and how wonderful I am.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:35, 91 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm not dead. Tell me how much you missed me, and how wonderful I am.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:35, 91 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Who are you again?
Sum yourself up in a sentence, see if it rings any bells.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)
Sum yourself up in a sentence, see if it rings any bells.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)
I'm spikeypickle. I used to be here quite a bit but then work blocked the site, then I got fired.
Agnostic Antichrist is my little bumboy.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)
See he did talk about the bnp and the reasons why he supported them
but he also listened to our collective arguments and changed his mind. That I feel should be respected, not repeated constantly because you're proud you remembered a thread where you won an argument 3 years ago.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)
but he also listened to our collective arguments and changed his mind. That I feel should be respected, not repeated constantly because you're proud you remembered a thread where you won an argument 3 years ago.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)
Sounds fair
I used to murder schoolgirls but after some discussion on a message board I decided to switch to prostitutes.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
I used to murder schoolgirls but after some discussion on a message board I decided to switch to prostitutes.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
Oh come off it Chompy
if I'm not allowed to define people on the internet in terms of a single statement, which isn't even true, then where can I do it?
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
if I'm not allowed to define people on the internet in terms of a single statement, which isn't even true, then where can I do it?
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
What else would you expect from a rapist paperclip salesman?
You fat, bald, vegetable bore.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)
You fat, bald, vegetable bore.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)
Al's going to hate this
But I usually 100% agree with him on politics.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:48, Reply)
But I usually 100% agree with him on politics.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:48, Reply)
He used to work for the BNP, then someone on a messageboard changed his mind.
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I worked for a well know recycling company which advertises 24hour payment (or they did, dunno if they still do) but were taking 2-3 weeks to pay. Someone needed the money sooner so I helpfully informed them that on this particular occasion an equally well know competitor were paying within 24hours as promised. The management weren't to happy so did me for gross misconduct.
I'd already handed in my notice and only had about 4days left to work so I wasn't to bothered.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)
But surely that whole burning bridges and references thing is handy.
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I like that you have a girls username,
But state that you're a boy in your Sig. It's like having a pre-op transexual on the board.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)
But state that you're a boy in your Sig. It's like having a pre-op transexual on the board.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)
Good afternoon SpikeyPickle
I have no idea who you are but if AA vouches for you, then you're alright by me
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)
I have no idea who you are but if AA vouches for you, then you're alright by me
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)
Talking of northeners I'm possibly going to Manchester in a couple of weeks.
Is there anything to do apart from drinking and running away from people trying to mug me?
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Is there anything to do apart from drinking and running away from people trying to mug me?
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Are you a football fan?
The national Football Museum opened here last months, it's worth a visit. Or go drinking on Canal Street, that's good fun.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:17, Reply)
The national Football Museum opened here last months, it's worth a visit. Or go drinking on Canal Street, that's good fun.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:17, Reply)
I'm a football vauge follower. I'm not going to go to a football museum.
That's the gay district isn't it? Gays love me, Im a bear.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:19, Reply)
That's the gay district isn't it? Gays love me, Im a bear.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:19, Reply)
I'll take my samarai sword, which I totally collect because I'm cool and edgy and shit
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There's always drugs.
menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1587332_50m-of-drugs-seized-from-greater-manchester-streets
Or getting shot.
menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1587309_gunshot-victim-dumped-on-hospital-steps-in-crumpsall-under-police-guard
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:26, Reply)
menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1587332_50m-of-drugs-seized-from-greater-manchester-streets
Or getting shot.
menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1587309_gunshot-victim-dumped-on-hospital-steps-in-crumpsall-under-police-guard
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:26, Reply)
yes
fuck off and don't go near the place, we don't need dull twats like you littering it.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)
fuck off and don't go near the place, we don't need dull twats like you littering it.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)
I hate your fucking guts.
Nah you're alright really*.
*nah, I hate your fucking guts really.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Nah you're alright really*.
*nah, I hate your fucking guts really.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)
I have no idea who you are and even if I did, I really don't give a fuck.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)
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Have we discussed this stupid arsed story yet?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-19396019
Fucking waste of time and money. Why would you give an interview saying "yeah it's definatly a lion or maybe a big cat or something" now for the rest of your life you'll be "that" couple, the retards who thought that they saw a lion.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:24, Reply)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-19396019
Fucking waste of time and money. Why would you give an interview saying "yeah it's definatly a lion or maybe a big cat or something" now for the rest of your life you'll be "that" couple, the retards who thought that they saw a lion.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:24, Reply)
I felt it had an extra level of stupid added to it by the policeman interviewed on the radio yesterday
who when dismissing the liklihood of it being a lion, then went on to say that he was a believer in the 'Essex Panther' or some shit, so thought it was more likely to be that.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
who when dismissing the liklihood of it being a lion, then went on to say that he was a believer in the 'Essex Panther' or some shit, so thought it was more likely to be that.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Take one look at that photo and you know they were no where near close enough to properly judge it's size.
Fucking walk a bit closer, rather than call the police you stupid fucks.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Fucking walk a bit closer, rather than call the police you stupid fucks.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:32, Reply)
It's clearly a dog for a start
so that rather fucks their argument into a cocked hat.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)
so that rather fucks their argument into a cocked hat.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)
no, but he said "it was about the size of two sheep"
so I'd be inclined to go for "two sheep"
Either way, it's certainly not a lion and it's pretty definitely not even feline, from that picture.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:13, Reply)
so I'd be inclined to go for "two sheep"
Either way, it's certainly not a lion and it's pretty definitely not even feline, from that picture.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Essex Panthers are like The Black Panthers
they're all about getting equal rights for orange people
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)
they're all about getting equal rights for orange people
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)
There were no UFO's to photograph, so they took a picture of a lion instead
Mind you, it will put St Osyth on the map, as a must go to holiday destination.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Mind you, it will put St Osyth on the map, as a must go to holiday destination.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)
It definitely wasn't a fucking lion
the world is full of retards, Chompy. Retards. They're only fitting in.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)
the world is full of retards, Chompy. Retards. They're only fitting in.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)
*stollen*
I wouldn't be seen dead in Essex, some animals have no pride.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)
I wouldn't be seen dead in Essex, some animals have no pride.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)
you're not dead
but OT is. someone give it the kiss of life, quick.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)
but OT is. someone give it the kiss of life, quick.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)
I'm ever so sorry but I don't recall who you are; I hope you're not offended too much.
I do hope our acquaintance would grow into a fruitful partnership though.
Tell me, if you'll be so kind, how the devil are you?
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:42, Reply)
I do hope our acquaintance would grow into a fruitful partnership though.
Tell me, if you'll be so kind, how the devil are you?
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:42, Reply)
That would explain why it was too rude to reply to me.
It's made an enemy for life out of me. Nobody crosses me and lives to regret that moment.
I hope someone breaks into its house and reorganises all the prequels in his DVD collection to be out of order.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)
It's made an enemy for life out of me. Nobody crosses me and lives to regret that moment.
I hope someone breaks into its house and reorganises all the prequels in his DVD collection to be out of order.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)
imma get you confused with two hats now
also you never replied to my half-pug puppy. don't you like him?? :((
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)
also you never replied to my half-pug puppy. don't you like him?? :((
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Crossing two dogs most brutally deformed by inbreeding
seemed unnecessarily unfair. I'd be amazed if it could breathe without a tube.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
seemed unnecessarily unfair. I'd be amazed if it could breathe without a tube.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Like when you hear me breathing down the phone watching you from accords the street.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
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Oh man, I missed it. Totes gonna check that out when I get off my break though.
( , Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
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