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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well I'll start it then you mongies
And it had better be good or you'll be sorry.

No questions. If you want questions find a quiz night. Ask yourself your own questions.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:50, 123 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Why am I so damn suave?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:52, Reply)
We may never know.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:57, Reply)
How sad.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:58, Reply)
Want to buy a new thread, no questions asked?
Poof.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:53, Reply)
How much?
I get out of bed for £25 an hour, I work properly for £35 an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:56, Reply)
Here's Jeff, right, and he's all this "Start a new thread", right? So, like, peer pressure, right? Like?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:08, Reply)
I have dinner.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:08, Reply)
Hello Jeff, how are you?
My boss done something well shitty that is getting me very "=S". Someone is on holiday and his girlfriend booked in an extra day in like the poshest hotel in paris, which admittadly was short sighted, but because he didn't book it in in time, he has to work from home remotely for the day time.

I thought that was a really cocky thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:14, Reply)
I'm good thanks Gonz.
How is the new oven?

As for your boss, it depends I suppose if there is a deadline that needs to be met, or if he is just being a twat. If there is a deadline and he hadn't booked that day off, then fair enough - ask them to work, if not then there are better ways of keeping your staff happy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:17, Reply)
The desktop one should come this week, the proper one comes about 10 days into the kitchen rebuild that starts in a few weeks into october.
But I reckon they'd kick ass. I made some cherry jam bakewell tart, baked slightly too well but everyone in work loved it and I got another one that I'll give to Ma' and on thurs I got hospital treatment so I might give some to them too.

Nah', no deadlines I don't think, he's a project-manager anyway so its not like he can meet any clients.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:49, Reply)
im watching Jack Osbourne hunt for shapeshifters on native american land

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Is he in a wheel chair yet?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:18, Reply)
is he supposed to be

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:22, Reply)
I thought he had multiple sclerosis.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:25, Reply)
google says he does
Does everyone with ms end up in a wheel chair?
I know someone with ms, she just randomly barbles about nonsense sometimes, she walks just fine
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:29, Reply)
Dunno actually K.
Some do, some don't.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Has he got into Navaho Canyon yet?
This - UK viewers - is like asking Girls Aloud to explore Sutton Hoo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:27, Reply)
they just explored the devil's soup bowl
Looking for a skinwalker
The girl was all OMG I hear something! I dunno what it is! I screamed IT'S A COYOTE but I don't think she heard me
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:32, Reply)
That's New Mexico
Not far south of Alberquerque. Arapaho land.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:38, Reply)
speaking as a person who's terrified of "supernatural" things
This is fucking stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Speaking of Skinwalkers
oh em gee did you see True Blood on Sunday? It was well weird and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:53, Reply)
no
Haven't seen the last two episodes
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:16, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:28, Reply)
It's not Supernatural
A lot of what was left behind was to scare the fanatically catholic mexicans, or more to the point those on the trail of Cibola.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:55, Reply)
animal corpses and a single arrowhead was all they found

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:19, Reply)
these people are fucken retarded
If you're trying to attract an animal to your area you don't go stomping around it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:38, Reply)
i don't think this is a good time for introspection

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:22, Reply)
When would you like me to summon up introspection?
Check your diary.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:24, Reply)
I'm thinking October

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:27, Reply)
31 days - a long introspection.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:29, Reply)
autumn is always best for wistfulness

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:32, Reply)
I love Autumn
Best of all da seasons.

Maybe because I'm an Autumn child.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:35, Reply)
It's my favourite season

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Autumn Horses
seasons animals
n Autumn child massive bender.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:37, Reply)
All of the above and more
Bring it on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Why do my feet feel numb?
I suspect it has something to do with the red wine I've been drinking this evening.
This will soon have to stop - drinking on school nights - school's back soon :(
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:28, Reply)
Before you go back to school you should go down the park and drink a bottle of cider.
Or Mad Dog 20/20 if you've got the money.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)
md 20/20!
Eurgh
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:43, Reply)
But it comes in a selection of fruity flavours!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:43, Reply)
bleurgh!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I'll bet you drank it when you were a youngster.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:49, Reply)
She still *is* a youngster.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Can't be.
She has views on things.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:05, Reply)
i had it once, two years ago
Malt liquor is gross
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:15, Reply)
I've got a bottle of cherry sourz in the kitchen I'm thinking of opening.
I'm all about the class, me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:00, Reply)
alright?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:34, Reply)
Why do I feel like utter shit?
Honestly, I've had a fantastic weekend, yet all the way home today I've been feeling gradually worse and worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:56, Reply)
I suspect someone poisoned you.
There's some weird people out there.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:00, Reply)
My throat's drier than a nun's clunge,
I'm barking like a seal with a 40-a-day habit and my limbs feel like they've been poked too hard by some over-enthusiastic medical students.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:02, Reply)
AIDS of the South, I expect
You can't go past Doncaster without contracting terrible shitness.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Imagine how I felt realising I'd have to *live* down here

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:04, Reply)
I did three years in Gloucester, and a year in London
I am contaminated.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)
I also lived on the same street as lamented poster CQ in London.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:10, Reply)
There was someone on University Challenge last night who looked a bit like CQ.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:11, Reply)
I've never met him
But I watched last night and I know who you mean!

Not far from Lighty either.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:16, Reply)
Eek! I wondered what was wrong with me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Donny: the border between civilisation and Humberside.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Humberside is so far removed from civilisation
there are orcs and troglodytes living there.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:10, Reply)
The border cuts out Donny, includes Selby but not Goole, and hits the sea South of Brid.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Kent was remarkably civilised
although they don't seem to have heard of Vodafone down there - barely a hint of a signal for three days.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:12, Reply)
What you really mean is 'Kent, they don't sell bird food and my pigeon refused to fly on an empty stomach'.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Perhaps.
My curry's arrived, I'm going to try and burn the germs out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Good luck!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:18, Reply)
I do believe it's bedtime
And I don't have a clue when I'll be at large on here again.

xx

Edit - Hubris? I do it. If you need to look it up, you don't.

x
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Missing you already etc

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:27, Reply)
I've been out
Miss me?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:35, Reply)
How about we let that echoing silence answer your question?


Where have you been then? I've heard 'out' can be quite 'fun'. I don't often get to experience either.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)
I've been to a 'pub'
It's a pretty good arrangement - you can get 'beer' and 'other drinks' in exchange for 'money'.
This works best if you can combine your transaction with 'friends'.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Well, that's me fucked for starters.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:43, Reply)
totally!
as much as you missed me in the last hour while I was on the phone
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)
That much, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)
i know, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Y'know for pretty much most of the time I was in the pub I was thinking "I wonder if Cavy is online or not"

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:42, Reply)
I hope you weren't distracted too mcuh from your beers.
But I suppose it's an alternative to friends
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:44, Reply)
You only know you were on the phone
For an hour because you were on the phone to the speaking clock.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:47, Reply)
Her most enduring relationship for quite some time.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:48, Reply)

enduring only :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)
it really is a good conversationalist

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:48, Reply)
Actually, to answer your question from the previous thread (seeing as how TD is too LAZY to think up a question),
The most recent and also exciting new 'thing' that I have done is to commission an artist to produce a new original work for the sleeve art for our record, only this very evening in the aforementioned 'pub'.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:47, Reply)
that's pretty awesome
what kind of thing? graphicsy, photography-y, painty?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)
INORITE?
I am very excited.
It is likely to be a handdrawn, pen and ink, sketchy sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Hey Tangles.
I've asked on the calendar if there is any interest in a pre bash curry.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:42, Reply)
I can give you my answer right here.
I'm interested.
I have been wondering what I will do for dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Worked out where you are staying?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:45, Reply)
I think my answer is going to disappoint you and elicit shouts of 'gay' and 'bender'
But it seems that the most acceptable option to the demanding Mrs Upinblue, is for me to return home on the last train. Boo.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:51, Reply)
I wouldn't dream of mocking
seeing as I'm not even allowed to go : (
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:53, Reply)
You were allowed to come to Bristol
Tell Mr B that all bashes need to have a Mod there to stop it getting out of hand.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:56, Reply)
It's more the cost than anything else.
Be different if I had that fantastic job I've been looking for all year. Plus, I need to save up for my xmas shopping trip, and a week in America next spring.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:59, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=C21-l0idoeo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:58, Reply)
Hahahaha
Yeah, I know. I wasn't exactly fighting them off with a shitty stick, though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:59, Reply)
Makes sense
That is exactly what a gayboy-bender would do.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:53, Reply)
I thought a gayboy bender would wear turquoise shirts?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:56, Reply)
David Icke eh?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:00, Reply)
Yes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:02, Reply)
No.
HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:43, Reply)
Immensely.
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Phew!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:46, Reply)
New record for tonight's listening pleasure:
Flying Lotus - Cosmogramma.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:16, Reply)
Ooh, nice.
Did you track down Untrue or not?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:20, Reply)
Not yet.
There are many many items on my wishlist.
This one was a present.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:22, Reply)
Have you heard the Quannum stuff that Shadow did?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:24, Reply)
I have not.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:25, Reply)
wanna?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:25, Reply)
Always wanna hear new stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:26, Reply)
Divine Styler & DJ Shadow - Divine Intervention
youtu.be/EXAF5ybVtxI
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:27, Reply)
Bookmarked, ta.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:30, Reply)
WDYSLL Part 2
youtu.be/HFi-z3dCVZE
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:40, Reply)
Thanks again
I'll listen tomorrow on a proper computer.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:43, Reply)
If you ever see tunes listed as by DJ Shadow & The Groove Robbers
That's what he used to call his technics.

EDIT:

Also, turning U2 into hip hop:

youtu.be/VWY8_Zuu1zM
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:44, Reply)
Do I really want to hear anything involving U2?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:50, Reply)
Yes.
Lost and Found is a seminal piece of hip hop history. Check out In-Flux as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:52, Reply)
That it then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:38, Reply)
yes*
*no.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:43, Reply)

Anyone still aboot?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:54, Reply)
aye

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:55, Reply)

Oh dozer! it's late! I might stick a movie on and go to bed.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:55, Reply)
Wait, were you not going to critique my 'creative direction' or something?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:57, Reply)

Yeah, buck your ideas up and no one gives a shit about what colour shirt your wearing. HTH X sweet dreams.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:00, Reply)
Prick.
My posts rule.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:04, Reply)
Rule Gaytown

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:10, Reply)
Man, I still can't believe you don't rate me as much as you used to.
I think I've outgrown my audience.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:18, Reply)
You're better than most

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:19, Reply)
Name names.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:20, Reply)

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