b3ta - In Memoriam (Well not b3ta, b3tans, well, yeah)
Okay, I'm a rare poster on these shores but considering this was all spurred by a /board post about a /QOTWer, here we go:

Following www.b3ta.com/board/10836337
(Summary: Legendary /QOTW member disasterprone's sister was on b3ta asking for help to find his posts and stuff, we realise all we have is just links and quotes but no particular home for them)

I've just set this up (literally 5 minutes ago):
www.b3takit.co.uk/inmemoriam/

Work in progress and all that, but a post for disasterprone will be up within 24hrs.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:56, 26 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Enzyme's organising a bash in memory of Disasterprone
In the calendar, 2nd March next year. I always liked his posts. I also read his blog (can't remember the url, sorry) showed how his life was 'different' to say the least. Helped me no end with some advice re restrictive employment covenants. Nice guy.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:11, Reply)

Why can't you all just die?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:13, Reply)

Insightful and well-thought -out input there Shambo
Thanks for sharing.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:15, Reply)

Sorry.
I meant "Why can't you all die, please?"
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:18, Reply)

THANK YOU.
Was that really so hard?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:22, Reply)

Just bide your time, Shambo.
We all will soon enough.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:19, Reply)

HURRY UP

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:21, Reply)

Tell you what, I'll be a bit more reckless on my drive home tonight
and I'll consider restarting smoking.
But only 'cause you said 'please' up there.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:23, Reply)

This will not end well.
By which I mean, 'this could be hilarious'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:16, Reply)

I'm disappointed to note that he didn't follow the accepted protocol of deleting his account first.
Pretty rum do, if you ask me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:20, Reply)

I have raised this with the mods.
It seems the general consensus is that we should sue his sister. Bit harsh, I thought.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:23, Reply)

Perhaps, but examples need to be made, Monto.
We can't have inconsiderate users just dying and leaving us with all their dull online history. That way anarchy lies.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:25, Reply)

It smacks of rudeness if you ask me.
I'm rather browned off about it etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:28, Reply)

'Smacks' of rudeness
Nice wordplay there.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:31, Reply)

THERE'S ANOTHER ONE IN THE NEXT SENTENCE!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:33, Reply)

WHAT A DOPE!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:34, Reply)

*something about H from Steps*
/not very good at this.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:32, Reply)

Can we have a mention for the recently departed baldmonkey?
I doubt anybody actually misses him but he was part of the furniture. A bit like that flowery chair that your gran gives you when you go to university that smells of wee and has a wobbly foot.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:20, Reply)

I liked it when he posted a squid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:22, Reply)

There was that time when he posted that he'd seen a bird.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Is it the chair or the gran that has a wobbly foot?
It goes without saying that it's the gran who smells of wee.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:10, Reply)

has anyone ever faked their own death to see what everyone would say about them?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:50, Reply)

the problem with that
is that posting about it might give the game away
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Yeah me. It was LOL.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Monty?
You're alive?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)

I just spotted this thread, i hope she's fit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)