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Fuck it's boring on here today.
Got any jokes? Got any gossip?
Got a good lunch you work-shy lazy fucks?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:21, 156 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Got any jokes? Got any gossip?
Got a good lunch you work-shy lazy fucks?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:21, 156 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Famine Queen is also good.
I understand they're still going, in fact. I'm pretty sure they played some punk festivals this year.
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I understand they're still going, in fact. I'm pretty sure they played some punk festivals this year.
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Really?
I've not been able to find a copy of that album for any price.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:03, Reply)
I've not been able to find a copy of that album for any price.
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Debatable.
Obsessive repetitive whinging and crossouts is hardly Gripper Stebson territory.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Obsessive repetitive whinging and crossouts is hardly Gripper Stebson territory.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:52, Reply)
There was no louise after all
I'm beginning to doubt whether Quinton was called Gary in real life as well. This is well upsetting
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:25, Reply)
I'm beginning to doubt whether Quinton was called Gary in real life as well. This is well upsetting
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:25, Reply)
It's a shame he's been stepped.
I used to enjoy his office updates, even if they were entirely made up.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:26, Reply)
I used to enjoy his office updates, even if they were entirely made up.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:26, Reply)
OMG STOP RUINING THE DREAM
it's like I too was part of the A team with trick and malc and gary and louise and some bird from accounts
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)
it's like I too was part of the A team with trick and malc and gary and louise and some bird from accounts
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)
You'd think if you were going to spend cash on gold teeth you would buy straight ones
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I don't get the gold teeth thing.
It just looks like they're in an advanced state of decay.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)
It just looks like they're in an advanced state of decay.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)
No wonder I always end up with hoodrats
instead of those fly bitches
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:51, Reply)
instead of those fly bitches
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:51, Reply)
IFUCKINGWELLNOE
how am I supposed to put any credance into anything written on these boards ever again
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:37, Reply)
how am I supposed to put any credance into anything written on these boards ever again
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:37, Reply)
Nah he supports Obama now, so it's ok.
He gave a very good speach last night.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:30, Reply)
He gave a very good speach last night.
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I sure have:
1. You're a sex tourist
2. Ken Hom is a sex tourist
3. YOU ARE KEN HOM
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:31, Reply)
1. You're a sex tourist
2. Ken Hom is a sex tourist
3. YOU ARE KEN HOM
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:31, Reply)
Oh very good.
'Chineess food doesn't have to be greasy. If it gets dry, just add a liddle rice-wine'
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:34, Reply)
'Chineess food doesn't have to be greasy. If it gets dry, just add a liddle rice-wine'
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:34, Reply)
I have tried rice wine. I have a bottle of it at home.
It doesn't matter whether it's room temperature or chilled, that stuff is fucking filthy.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:52, Reply)
It doesn't matter whether it's room temperature or chilled, that stuff is fucking filthy.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:52, Reply)
I agree.
You know your meat, help me make a decision
www.bembrasilrestaurants.com/menu.php
would you go for lunch, lower selection of meat for £17.50
or dinner loadsa meat but £25
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:35, Reply)
You know your meat, help me make a decision
www.bembrasilrestaurants.com/menu.php
would you go for lunch, lower selection of meat for £17.50
or dinner loadsa meat but £25
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:35, Reply)
See that's true, but most of the meats I'm looking forward to are on both menus.
The exceptions are pork ribs, Chilli Beef, and Prime Brazilian Pork Sausage. Can I eat £7.50 worth of those three...
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:39, Reply)
The exceptions are pork ribs, Chilli Beef, and Prime Brazilian Pork Sausage. Can I eat £7.50 worth of those three...
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:39, Reply)
You will find yourself disappointingly full much quicker than you'd like.
It's gutting.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)
It's gutting.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)
I'd actually go for lunch as I am skint-o.
Lusty took me to a similar place for my birthday two years ago - I'm sorry to say that it wasn't as good as I'd hoped. Different firm though, this one might well be great.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:41, Reply)
Lusty took me to a similar place for my birthday two years ago - I'm sorry to say that it wasn't as good as I'd hoped. Different firm though, this one might well be great.
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I'm pushing towards lunch, but I also have a feeling that it might wipe out the rest of the day.
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Definitely factor in a lie down for a bit afterwards.
I went for lunch but I bounced back in late afternoon through the magic of DRUGGES.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:45, Reply)
I went for lunch but I bounced back in late afternoon through the magic of DRUGGES.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:45, Reply)
My friend Gav died from heartburn today.
I can't believe Gaviscon.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:35, Reply)
I can't believe Gaviscon.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:35, Reply)
I heard a joke once:
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:40, Reply)
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:40, Reply)
If there's one thing I like in my jokes
it's an ironic observation on the futility of man.
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it's an ironic observation on the futility of man.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:50, Reply)
I had Scotch broth and some crackers.
Not my best joke, I must admit.
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Not my best joke, I must admit.
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I think they have a super hard pray then blow up an american embassy.
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you know he's reading all this and wanking himself silly at all the attention
why do you want to turn him on so bad, why?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)
why do you want to turn him on so bad, why?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)
My voilin just arrived !
But the trouble is, when I tune it, the pegs just go back to however they were before, it's not holding. If I keep holding them they're perfect though.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)
But the trouble is, when I tune it, the pegs just go back to however they were before, it's not holding. If I keep holding them they're perfect though.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)
I don't know where I'd get one of those =(
I masturbate like a bear fishing for salmon with it's claw, is that close enough?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:41, Reply)
I masturbate like a bear fishing for salmon with it's claw, is that close enough?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Chicks dig thoughtful violin playing
bet that crack whore from the pizza place would wank you off gratis just by you showing your instrument of passion to her like next time your down there
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:19, Reply)
bet that crack whore from the pizza place would wank you off gratis just by you showing your instrument of passion to her like next time your down there
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:19, Reply)
You have to push them in once you have tuned them to the correct pitch.
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When you are bowing, try to aim your bowing hand towards your nose.
That will help your to keep straight.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:04, Reply)
That will help your to keep straight.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:04, Reply)
yes, but we had a good meltdown earlier in the week, that's more interesting than it's been for months
yes
alt: mmmm, 125 cal peanut bar and 1 litre of evian again for me.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)
yes
alt: mmmm, 125 cal peanut bar and 1 litre of evian again for me.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)
It's the police coming to tell me my parents have been murdered.
:(
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)
:(
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)
No jokes, I'm terrible at them. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Gossip wise? um. Um. I'm considering going blonde for summer. never had blonde hair before.
I had vegetable thai salad for lunch. was good thanks.
Now I'm sitting in my pants and old teeshirt pouring over my textbooks...hoping I don't fail tomorrow!
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:40, Reply)
Gossip wise? um. Um. I'm considering going blonde for summer. never had blonde hair before.
I had vegetable thai salad for lunch. was good thanks.
Now I'm sitting in my pants and old teeshirt pouring over my textbooks...hoping I don't fail tomorrow!
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:40, Reply)
capsicum, brocolini, cucumber, bean sprouts, chilli, noodles, garlic, cashews and onions. And coriander.
Why?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Why?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Vegetables, stoopid.
She doesn't live in the North West, not all salads are chips.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)
She doesn't live in the North West, not all salads are chips.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Haha. I thought you might be.
I recall that you travel to work on the Newcastle "underground"?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)
I recall that you travel to work on the Newcastle "underground"?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)
I do indeed
Hence my 20 min delay this morning due to "A metro on the line"
Well, duurrr.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Hence my 20 min delay this morning due to "A metro on the line"
Well, duurrr.
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"The Metro links NewcastleGateshead with the rest of Tyne and Wear and has been rated as one of the UK's most efficient rapid transport systems."
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)
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+but not by its passengers
It's hardly as complicated as the London Underground, yet trains are cancelled/stopped far too often
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)
It's hardly as complicated as the London Underground, yet trains are cancelled/stopped far too often
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)
I was surprised how big the line is. How long does it take to get from the Airport to, say, Tynemouth?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)
It's about 2 mins per stop
Airport to South Gosforth is about 20 mins then another 20 to Tynemouth after changing Metro
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Airport to South Gosforth is about 20 mins then another 20 to Tynemouth after changing Metro
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:14, Reply)
'Poring', dear.
Unless you mean you're urinating on your books. Which would explain the 'pants' and the 'outside' bits I suppose.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Unless you mean you're urinating on your books. Which would explain the 'pants' and the 'outside' bits I suppose.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)
it's not that hot yet.
only 18 degrees today. Tuesday was amazing. 24, sunny. Ahh. Spring. Can't wait for summer.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)
only 18 degrees today. Tuesday was amazing. 24, sunny. Ahh. Spring. Can't wait for summer.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)
No. Poring. I'm tired. Thinking about chemistry more than English at this point.
I'm not one for urinating on things that stress me out. I am not a puppy.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)
I'm not one for urinating on things that stress me out. I am not a puppy.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)
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