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So, was Carol Smileys name REALLY Carol SmileySeems a bit of a stupid name to me.
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back in the 90s I properly would haveThat posh Scots accent is really cute.
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Have they ever been seen in the same room together?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:10,
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SCOTCH pal of mineworks in the car industry, claims to have seen her at the start of her 'career' covered in oil, in a bikini, posing on the bonnet of a car at a SCOTCH motor show.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:41,
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Covered in oilThat would be a SCOTCHgard.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:50,
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I think she has tried to SCOTCH these rumours.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:51,
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I heard she was a good eggA SCOTCHegg
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:53,
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No, it was 'Carol Smillie'.I don't rate her much. Not one of Smillie's people, myself.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:40,
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Oh man, I see what you did there, you took the name of a popular spy novel by John Le Carre and changed the spelling so that it was the same as that wide mouthed buckfast guzzler.(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:46, Reply)
is your name much better Archibald Kidtoucher?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:41,
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Wasn't he married to Demi Moore?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:46,
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How could you hurt fuck her with your tiny penis?Unless you stuck it in her ear.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:44,
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Total Mindfuck© The Young Ones book.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:46,
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Even then it wouldn't hurtit would be like when a mosquito lands on you ear lobe.
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It'd be like a wardrobe falling on you with the key still in the door. (, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)
Wasn't that expression used when the news broke that Nicholas Soames MP was rodgering his PA?(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)
better than that, it was how his PA described it.I think.
Although that rather does beg the question why she fucked the fat fuck in the first place.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:58,
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I suspect that the prospect of a large cheque from a major tabloid may have been factored into her decision(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)
surely not.I absolutely refuse to believe there is anything other than honesty and integrity in the world, RF.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:05,
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I find it hard to believe it myself BadgeBut I am led to believe that such people do exist.
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Didn't she audition for page 3 or something?Either way, I'm pretty sure there are some pictures out there of her with her tits out. Just sayin'
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:47,
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I'm not finding anythingI'm sure I didn't dream it.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:51,
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Mad Sex Tube had a link, but it seemed to be pictures of other people.NSFW. The pictures are probably like the mythical ones of Debbie McGee and the alsatian.
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Hmm...maybe I'm wrongWow...this has literally NEVER happened before.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:56,
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Dani Behr was hot. And a bit posh. Both of these things combined made her dirty. In my wank bank.
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mentally, though, you'd still be stirring Ryan Giggs' filthy porridge.dangerwank material, right there.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:00,
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Katie Puckrick had a weird nameAnd I had a mad crush on her when I was a teenager
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:51,
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Can I shock you?I found Katie Puckrick quite attractive too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:01,
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You just blew my mind(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:03,
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Let's have lunch together!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:10,
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SureWould you like to touch my willy?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:12,
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That was my plan, yes.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:14,
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I'm very much into 'docking'(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:19,
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CapitalLunch it is then
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:14,
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Do you think that Julie Peasgood really likes peas?I mean, she did advertise them for a while.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:50,
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Weapons manufacturers?God that really was shit.
Sorry.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:55,
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peahunter.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:59,
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I used to like watching changing roomsbut between her, Anna Ryder Richardson, and that blonde tart that advertised sofas, the thing was filled with annoying women.
Handy Andy was the best one on there. And HE had a silly name.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:59,
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what's wrong with Andy?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:00,
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I reckon Ed Balls is actually just a pair of balls(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:00,
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No, I'm fairly certain he doesn'tI imagine he's a pretty busy man, what with being shadow chancellor and all that. He wouldn't have the time to engage in the sophisticated thrust and parry of intellectual discourse that occurrs regularly on /talk.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:07,
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I imagine he has enough to contend with calling George Osborne a prick.Wanker.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:09,
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"I put it to my right honorable colleague that while I agree with the basic principles of his fiscal policyI have had his Mum and she was SHIT!"
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:14,
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"What the Prime Minister miserably FAILS to recogniseis that I saw his Dad noshing off a queer behind the toilets in Hampstead Heath"
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:19,
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"Will the house join me in asking the Prime Ministerif he is a Benny tied to a tree?"
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:26,
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