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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sunday afternoon and I still ache from Friday night
where oh where did my youth go?
Please distract me from my pain and the never ending pile of work
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:19, 28 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
where oh where did my youth go?
Please distract me from my pain and the never ending pile of work
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:19, 28 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
It's a glorious day out,
and yet, here I am, trying to come up with a supporting statement for a job application that needs to be in today and which, for various reasons, I have been unable to do anything with until now.
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)
and yet, here I am, trying to come up with a supporting statement for a job application that needs to be in today and which, for various reasons, I have been unable to do anything with until now.
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)
my friend was saying on facebook he had the same issue
another friend suggested this useful piece of advice "consider what ray mears would do, and all will become clear"
admittedly it was for a ranger's job so it may have been more appropriate.
I thought you'd got a job now, is this one better?
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)
another friend suggested this useful piece of advice "consider what ray mears would do, and all will become clear"
admittedly it was for a ranger's job so it may have been more appropriate.
I thought you'd got a job now, is this one better?
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)
"You should hire me because I've managed to get fat eating acorns and nettles."
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)
I have, but it's a nine month maternity cover contract.
I got an email alert about a week after I started for a full time permanent post elsewhere doing heritage grant work, which I've done before. So, got to look after no. 1 and go for it.
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)
I got an email alert about a week after I started for a full time permanent post elsewhere doing heritage grant work, which I've done before. So, got to look after no. 1 and go for it.
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)
then complete it like you are you
since you are the expert and the person they clearly want
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:48, Reply)
since you are the expert and the person they clearly want
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:48, Reply)
I took the kids to the park to throw stuff at the ducks.
They're quite good at it now. The mini one got a cygnet right in the fucking beak and the big one nearly drowned a coot.
Imma make a fire and cook a tandoori chicken and some naaaaaaans.
Hope this helps.
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)
They're quite good at it now. The mini one got a cygnet right in the fucking beak and the big one nearly drowned a coot.
Imma make a fire and cook a tandoori chicken and some naaaaaaans.
Hope this helps.
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)
I don't think a whole swan would fit in the woodfired oven.
I'm a failure.
:(
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)
I'm a failure.
:(
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)
I've never eaten a coot.
I bet they're pretty good eating. I might give it a go.
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)
I bet they're pretty good eating. I might give it a go.
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)
I can never remember how to tell coots from moorhens
but I hear they are both cunts and like to drown their offspring, so they probably taste of moral high ground
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)
but I hear they are both cunts and like to drown their offspring, so they probably taste of moral high ground
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Moorhens are smaller and have a red beak.
There's not much meat on a moorhen but it maybe tastes sweeter with the lustguilt of infanticide.
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 15:53, Reply)
There's not much meat on a moorhen but it maybe tastes sweeter with the lustguilt of infanticide.
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Oh mate, nah' man, we all feel like that sometimes but you're deffo not a failure.
Look at all the stuff you've done, you've got a book in your name and actually made your own oven; how many people can say that? Look, I got a number you can call, they're very friendly and they offer a sympathetic ear. I never realised you felt that way, I would have texted more often.
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Look at all the stuff you've done, you've got a book in your name and actually made your own oven; how many people can say that? Look, I got a number you can call, they're very friendly and they offer a sympathetic ear. I never realised you felt that way, I would have texted more often.
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)
I have work to do I can't concentrate on and a sore neck
but a faint chance that ....(dramatic music)... I may not spend my entire life single. It's not much, but at least until I fuck it up or find out it's a wind up, it'll do
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)
but a faint chance that ....(dramatic music)... I may not spend my entire life single. It's not much, but at least until I fuck it up or find out it's a wind up, it'll do
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Another day of being a dad.
Watched Brave (mediocre but not terrible) and went to the park, not a bad day, knackered though.
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Watched Brave (mediocre but not terrible) and went to the park, not a bad day, knackered though.
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:13, Reply)
been doing DIY all weekend.
Relaxing with an Auchentoshan before bed.
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:29, Reply)
Relaxing with an Auchentoshan before bed.
( , Sun 9 Sep 2012, 22:29, Reply)
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