Alright you group of puss-filled wart-ridden mangled vulvas?
What’s the most annoying habit of the person(s) you live with?

Live on your own? Saddo. What’s lacking in your personality that means that nobody wants anything to do with you?

Alt: wankers.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:22, 62 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yes thank you.
In all truth Lusty is pretty much annoying-habit free. I'm sure she'd say the same about me.

Nuff said. Wavy lines.

Alt: there are a lot of them about. Especially on here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:28, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHA
Oh Boyce. You poor, misguided fool.
( wanderlust, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:32, Reply)

Alright darlin?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:32, Reply)

Fine thanks.
Yourself?
( wanderlust, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Really good ta. 10 hours sleep last night.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Don't worry, I would never tell them the truth about your annoying habits.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:33, Reply)

Occasionally waking in the night and screaming.
After ten consecutive unbroken nights, she picked the night when I'd been out for a skinful to wake at 3am.
So tired.

Alt: Prick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:29, Reply)

Fuck off back to mumsnet.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:30, Reply)

So that's your Missus covered. What does the baby do to annoy you?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:33, Reply)

Nothing, she is absolutely perfect.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Your missus sounds like a right nutter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:33, Reply)

Too slow Boyce. Too slow.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:34, Reply)

She must be if she married that WOMAD prick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:36, Reply)

This is true.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:37, Reply)

It really is.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:50, Reply)

My wife was away last night & isn't back until tomorrow.
48 hours without any annoying habits, eating what I want, doing what I want = BLISS.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:35, Reply)

BLISS wanking myself raw
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Of course. Goes without saying.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:36, Reply)

If I drop something or clank something heavy or whatever, or trip up or something
Mrs Vagabond invariably warns me to be careful.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:45, Reply)

Shame she doesn't stab you to death with a kitchen knife.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Well, you say that, but if she did, who would you have to fantasize about being stabbed to death with a kitchen knife?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Naked Ape for starters.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Good point. I'll go and get her a set of Kitchen Devils tonight.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Nuff said


Cheers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Fuck off Legless.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Funny you should ask that
She's not a morning person at the best of times, but when she stays up reading until 1am and is consequently massively grumpy and takes it out on me, that's just super.

Also; no cock.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:46, Reply)

I am regularly on the receiving end of
'I never have any time to myself, I'm shattered'.

My reply of 'really? You've managed to paint your nails and watch two episodes of a box set today' never gets a good response.

Women. Tsk. Anyone would think motherhood was hard work.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:49, Reply)

I have no problem at all with her taking some downtime and watching TV or reading, I'm all for that
What I can't stand is the next morning when she's all "I shouldn't have done that, we needed to do this or that or the other..."

There's no point regretting what you can't change, and taking it out on me won't make it any better. I'm not Doctor Emmett Brown.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Having said that, there are few things more annoying than people who tell you that hangovers are self-induced so they have no sympathy.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:54, Reply)

people who tell you that hangovers are self-induced so they have no sympathy me
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:56, Reply)

me Monty's fucking cross-outs.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:08, Reply)

me I

for shame, Monty, for shame.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Now, I know it's early,
and perhaps some of the crazy gang aren't at work yet, but there's something gnawing away at my insides and I think I'm going to go mad if I don't get it off my chest. Bear with me on this, because it's important.

You know sometimes you KNOW you have to say something but you don't quite know how? Ah, fuck it - here goes:

This is a shit thread.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Well done, Monty - it's big of you to face up to that, and we all respect your feelings.
Thanks for bringing it to the floor and sharing it with us.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:48, Reply)

SOLVED !!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:48, Reply)

YESSSSSSS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:50, Reply)

I agree. Let's discuss the line-up of this year's Strictly Come Dancing instead.
I totally won Facebook last night by posting much the same.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Yeah let's TOTES discuss that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Alternatively, I need a new sig.
Top of your head. Go nuts.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:53, Reply)

'wants to live in a male sauna'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:54, Reply)

'2nd worst poster after Vag'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Harsh man
I'd have been happy with 4th mind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:59, Reply)

I didn't mean it DF, you probably just scrape the top 5.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Aw man, I miss the podium now
From up there all the rest of you look like ants. Except Battered, who looks like an ant's poo.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:02, Reply)

You have a shit life.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:50, Reply)

I'm part of Monty's life.
Are you calling me shit? Well fuck you, you midget wanker.
( wanderlust, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:54, Reply)

EDITED.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Backpedalling shitcunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:56, Reply)

innit.
What. A. Prick.
( wanderlust, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Bollocks to you then.
EDITED BACK TO ORIGINAL.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Haven't you got some copies of the Big Issue to sell?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Haven't you got some platform shoes to go and buy?

( wanderlust, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Or any floors to hide under?
Where you can stash all of the things you've 'borrowed' recently.
( wanderlust, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:59, Reply)

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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Mary Norton lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Whiteknighting your boyfriend?
Sad.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Just joining in.
It's the taking part that counts.
( wanderlust, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:00, Reply)

I have still got a few.
Want to borrow some to stand on? With your missus away you must be struggling to reach the high shelves.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:00, Reply)

I have had the kitchen lowered.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Back to the original question
'Live on your own?' Yep! Have done for a while.It's great, I live close enough to my G/F to be in walking distance (about 1/2 an hour's walk) but we're not in each other's pockets.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:10, Reply)

I wish I lived close to George Formby.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:25, Reply)

You do
He just appears to be a long way away.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:26, Reply)