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Where's Quinton

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:48, 116 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Where's Quentin?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:53, Reply)
exactly where is Quinton
his week is totes up now
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:54, Reply)
Maybe this is all part of his top secret experiment.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:56, Reply)
i neva got twopointowed from my big bud Q
admittedly you all are insufferable wankers

I HOPE YOU ALL HAVEN@T DRIVEN HIM AWAY
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:59, Reply)
Saddest day of my life when he ignored me.
I am an insufferable wanker though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:00, Reply)
According to Wikipedia it's a suburb of Birmingham
'Quinton borders the Birmingham suburbs of Harborne and Bartley Green and the Black Country area of Warley, and is separated by the M5 motorway from the Black Country town of Halesowen. It covers an area of 4.8 square kilometres (2 sq mi); its population was recorded in the 2001 UK census as 23,084, though its boundaries have since expanded slightly'
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:55, Reply)
He's also a photographer,
who takes pics of beardy men.
benquinton.co.uk/
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:58, Reply)
he's on holiday, don't you fuckers read his newsletter?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:00, Reply)
Kev nicked my copy of it this week so I missed out.
Typical Kev!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:05, Reply)
tell you what right, that kev thinks he's dead funny but he's just a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:06, Reply)
Terrible bullying of kerrrazy kev

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)
he don't even like breasts broady.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)
The frightful cunt

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)
exactly

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)
That's quite annoyed me
I always had him down as being a bit of a laugh, I didn't realise he held these deep rooted prejudices, tell you what, next time I see kerrrazy kev imma kick RIGHT off
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:18, Reply)
I tell you what he's had it coming for fucking ages.
Fucking kerrazy fucking wanker PRICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:21, Reply)
Man I fucking hate kerrrazy kev

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)
he's such a dick.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:30, Reply)
He's worse than Tricky and that's sayin something.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:30, Reply)
at least tricky likes breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:31, Reply)
Exactly.
I'm prepared to overlook the VD for that reason alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:32, Reply)
Tricky is alright y'know, just misunderstood

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)
i aint read that piece of shit in years
best of links and joel, why it must be scrapped together in like two minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:06, Reply)
HAHAHAHA LOOK A KITTEN IS SINGING ALONG TO BEYONCE!!!!!
wow joel, just wow.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:07, Reply)
And Rob charges two grand a week if you want to sponsor it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:07, Reply)
i can't remember any advertising on it, that's 2k down the drain.
spamming shit is far more memorable and totally free. Everyone knows who popular peedo boyband VICE are, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)
I heard they are on tour with jacob dyer in France, fucking kids.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Just ask Apeloverage.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:17, Reply)
It's not where, but when..... *speaks to myself while watching matrix- like screens* when the hell are ya', big guy?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:10, Reply)
Morning all
Are we all joyous at Andy Murray today?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:10, Reply)
That Thomas Hamilton really fucked up there
he'd been doing so well as a confused loner as well
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)
I dont understand this Rory
Please show your working
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:15, Reply)
Murray was in the Dunblane massacre but failed to be killed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:16, Reply)
Thankee

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:17, Reply)
Slack, that's what he was. Slack and lazy.
Typical scotch cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:16, Reply)
Most likely too drunk to do the job properly.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:17, Reply)
I can't be arsed to think of a reply

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:17, Reply)
There was this Asian 'comedian' on TV the other day
who referred to 'Scottish whisky' THREE TIMES.

Fucking ig'nant brown cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:20, Reply)
they should fuck off back to bradford and fucking stay there.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:21, Reply)
tHEY'RE fOOD SMELLS FUNNy,

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:21, Reply)
Get him spanged
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-19550144
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:27, Reply)
'Reeves and Mortimer were unavailable for comment'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:31, Reply)
chortle

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:31, Reply)
He's dead

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:30, Reply)
O M G

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:31, Reply)
*pours one out for homies who have passed away*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:32, Reply)
Just one? Cheapskate

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:46, Reply)
You know what 'SteveFrench'?
I don't believe you. I don't even believe you're French.

I asked Kroney and he said 'Steve' isn't even a French name.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:32, Reply)
woah, back the fuck up monty.
is this cunt a fucking liar?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:34, Reply)
That's how I'm reading the situation.
A litany of falsehoods. That's what I'm seeing here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)
Je ne comprends pas?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Yeah nice one 'Babelfish'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Morning monty.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Or should I say, mourning monty?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Who've you killed now?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:52, Reply)
For Quinton. He's dead you know.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)
This is why I've never been to Blackpool
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-19549082
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:35, Reply)
if someone fucked my cheesy chips up i sware i'd go mad

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)
this^
Unmelted cheese is a fucking disgrace
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)
But surely just waiting a bit would solve the problem.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Depends on the chip temp

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:39, Reply)
And I think that's reflected in the lenient sentence
Cheesy chips is srs bznss
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Seems clear to me he was out looking for trouble, and only regrets it when someone was killed
Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if he'd boasted about it afterwards, if the guy had lived.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Cheers for that columbo

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:47, Reply)
The north = shit
Seaside towns = shit
Blackpool = über shit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:41, Reply)
Cheesy chips = win

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:42, Reply)
chips & cheese + kebab "meat" = WINNING

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)
*doffs cap*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:47, Reply)

WINNING scotch health food
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:51, Reply)
not his fault the guy was a fucking cream puff

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:42, Reply)
I go to Blackpool every year without fail
However shit it is when the sun's out, I can assure you it's worse in January.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)
I assume you go for all the bum love
actually, is that blackpool or brighton?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Brighton
Although there is an absolutely cracking gay bar in Blackpool called the Flying Handbag. Next door is a gay club called the Flamingo. The "O" is lit up in a different coloured neon to the rest of the name.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:47, Reply)
Like a bum hole right?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:48, Reply)
ha!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Hahahahahhahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)
I dunno, probably stepped or something.
or maybe he has loldramas at work.

I REALLY enjoyed punching the shit out of a bag today in boxing class. I feel *amazing*. Who knew exercising until you hurt everywhere was fun?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:47, Reply)
Loads of people, it's been very popular for years.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:48, Reply)
I clearly just never had the guts to do it before.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Not having guts is prob why you didn't need to.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Why is your name purple.
I don't know who you are.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)
It shouldn't be, im bobby, we don't converse much.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:01, Reply)
yeah, those punch bags can be right mental
I'm glad you've finally faced your daemons
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Daemons, or my scumbag ex who is still playing the "I know I fucked up but it was HER FAULT SHE MANIPULATED ME" card.
Felt good to yell and punch stuff!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:56, Reply)
here's what you do with your ex. go onto talk and copy stuff from there
text it to him. I would especially recommend anything by BM or Frank.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:57, Reply)
AHaha, I am SO going to do that.
may not be mature but it'll get the message across.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:00, Reply)
yeah fuck it, I bet it'll be fun.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:03, Reply)
Noel is SUCH A CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:00, Reply)
Noel's not a scumbag, he's lovely.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:03, Reply)
Tell that to all those Pakistanis that he beat up.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Just the men though right?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:04, Reply)
The women managed quite an efficient escape.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:08, Reply)
did you get all sweaty?
PIC PLZ!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:49, Reply)
got so sweaty my shirt and shorts were sticking to me and I had sweaty dripping down my neck and back and tummy.
use your imagination, it'll work better than a photo you miserable cunt.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:50, Reply)
I just done 11 cums in my trousers and am stuck to the desk.
you could have filled a bucket with all that sweat then.
I'll give you 10 british pounds (about 10mil aussie "dollars") for the tent you were wearing.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:52, Reply)
call it a pony and you have a deal.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:03, Reply)
GET THE FUCK IN!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:03, Reply)
He upset a girl

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:49, Reply)
This I cannot believe.
It's looking to me like you're as big a fucking liar as this so-called 'SteveFrench' character.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:51, Reply)
I AM TEE AITCH!
I AM HE WHO IS CALLED I AM!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:52, Reply)
It's me! Bobby! Ssssh

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)
I know it is you fucken dunce

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I know you know, I'm in character youncunt.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:01, Reply)
Bobby Ssssh sounds like a character from Goodfellas

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:09, Reply)
You see, the truth fairy goes away and all of a sudden this place is awash with untruths.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:55, Reply)
:O
getoutatown!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:52, Reply)
I know, doesn't seem right does it?
Anyway, who is Jim Patience?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Who indeed?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)
Pretty sure it's not you Monce
Do you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:55, Reply)
I KNOW it's not me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:00, Reply)
He's a b3ta related facebook friend
but I don't know who he is
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:05, Reply)
I don't even have an facebook

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:14, Reply)
sounds like the guy I've been waiting for all my life
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:56, Reply)
BAM!
That's what I'm talking about!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:57, Reply)
that's some comedy gold right there.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)
I don't know

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)

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