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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Imagine if there were ZOMBIE KITTUMS and cupcakes and LAZERS!!!!!
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Not sure what I'm having for lunch yet, but I'll keep you informed
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i've never seen you go so long without mentioning your furtive love of breasts before
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seriously?
I mean I know I enjoyed them while they were there, but god. DYAAKY.
( , Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:49, Reply)
I mean I know I enjoyed them while they were there, but god. DYAAKY.
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you were very different then
i like to think that we have all corrupted you, in our own special way
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i like to think that we have all corrupted you, in our own special way
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I wanted to see if this utterly shit thread would
a) get more replies and
b) actually be more amusing than Chomp's one
( , Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)
a) get more replies and
b) actually be more amusing than Chomp's one
( , Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)
setting your standards low: an excellent way to avoid disappointment
how is the ex behaving?
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how is the ex behaving?
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Initially she flared up but potentially I might just avoid a row in court.
In a sensible world (I am fucking dreaming here) we'll agree an amended order and I shall simply lodge it (is that the term?) at the court.
( , Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:59, Reply)
In a sensible world (I am fucking dreaming here) we'll agree an amended order and I shall simply lodge it (is that the term?) at the court.
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yes, you draft a consent order, both sign it (or your lawyers do)
and send it to the court with a cheque for £45.
done!
( , Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:01, Reply)
and send it to the court with a cheque for £45.
done!
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technically the parties should split the cost
so he only needs to spring for £22.50.
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so he only needs to spring for £22.50.
( , Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:03, Reply)
Well I don't imagine he'll have any problems persuading her to split it.
She seems like a reasonable sort.
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She seems like a reasonable sort.
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I appear to have fractured several ribs
with the laughing. Thanks, tangles. THANGLES.
( , Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)
with the laughing. Thanks, tangles. THANGLES.
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I am really hoping to achieve this.
I found out yesterday that from next April she won't get legal aid any more.
( , Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:03, Reply)
I found out yesterday that from next April she won't get legal aid any more.
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i read that as "laid" at first
i was thinking, that shit ain't going to help your chances of her behaving like a normal human being
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i was thinking, that shit ain't going to help your chances of her behaving like a normal human being
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legal laid?
is that when the court appoints a solicitor to fuck for you?
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is that when the court appoints a solicitor to fuck for you?
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In my last thread I mentioned that my batch of Woodfordes Nelsons Revenge is ready and it's fucking nice.
It's a "special bitter" which means fuck all to me but it tastes good.
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It's a "special bitter" which means fuck all to me but it tastes good.
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I got a gift box of Woodforde ales last year as a present
they were excellent.
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they were excellent.
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I've got 40 pints of it at home. - what I drank last night which was probably 2-3 pints.
their homebrew kits are really good.
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their homebrew kits are really good.
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What's it work out at per pint as homebrew?
I am seriously considering having a go at it.
( , Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)
I am seriously considering having a go at it.
( , Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)
If you ignore equipment costs and you get a midlevel pack about 40p.
Your first 100 pints are going to be between £1 and £1.50 if you don't fuck up any batches or waste too much bottling.
Assume 3-5 pints will be wasted by either being filled up with dead yeast from the bottle of the fermenter or as I often do, opening them before they're ready and they taste like shit.
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Your first 100 pints are going to be between £1 and £1.50 if you don't fuck up any batches or waste too much bottling.
Assume 3-5 pints will be wasted by either being filled up with dead yeast from the bottle of the fermenter or as I often do, opening them before they're ready and they taste like shit.
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I'm getting my friend this for his birthday:
www.the-home-brew-shop.co.uk/acatalog/Home_Brew_Starter_Wherry_Woodfords_Kit.html
Then when it is ready I shall go round and help him drink it.
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www.the-home-brew-shop.co.uk/acatalog/Home_Brew_Starter_Wherry_Woodfords_Kit.html
Then when it is ready I shall go round and help him drink it.
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That's not a bad price
Get another bunch of CO2 bulbs though, unless you plan to drink the whole lot in one go.
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Get another bunch of CO2 bulbs though, unless you plan to drink the whole lot in one go.
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I am very pleased that you are trying out all this shit
I need to do some of this stuff at some point.
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I need to do some of this stuff at some point.
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For some reason I find the name 'Dr Freddy Patel' hilarious
and he's all over the news at the moment.
Reminds of the time I was talking to my brother about blues legend 'Blind Willie McTell', he misheard it as Patel and pronounced him to be the unluckiest man of all time.
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and he's all over the news at the moment.
Reminds of the time I was talking to my brother about blues legend 'Blind Willie McTell', he misheard it as Patel and pronounced him to be the unluckiest man of all time.
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They had a fella at the paralympics opening called Able Semen Patel
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Morning Monty
Just been telling my colleague about the meal I went out for on Sunday, new BBQ restaurant in Leeds, absolutely superb.
That's about it, really.
( , Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Just been telling my colleague about the meal I went out for on Sunday, new BBQ restaurant in Leeds, absolutely superb.
That's about it, really.
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