Thank you!
Anne Rice is an author who I admire for getting so much stuff published and pretty much opening up the Goth movement through her books, but at the same time I just can't take her seriously. Lestat as a rock star? Come on, Anne, how stupid do you think we are? And the S&M books she did based on Sleeping Beauty got absurd pretty fast, to say the least. So she's pretty ripe for parody...

And how are you this evening, FWB?

Standard note: The stories I'm posting in here are ones that I consider to be not good enough to sell for one reason or another. If anyone reading these happens to know anyone in the publishing industry, PLEASE gaz me- thus far I've been thoroughly ignored by agents and publishers alike, and it's making me despair.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 22:06, Reply)