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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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what
is the difference between a duck?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 10:57, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
One of its legs are both the same.
Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:02, Reply)
Well, it depends on how you cook it...
but I like the crispy dark meat in a pancake with some celery, carrott and Hoi Sin.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:08, Reply)
wasn't expecting
the correct answer quite so fast!

how about this one then:

why is a mouse when it spins?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:09, Reply)
I can't remeber exactly...
But is it beacuse the higher the fewer? or the higher they fly the fewer?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:32, Reply)
mother told me it was
because the greater the much

she may be wrong though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:36, Reply)
I remember
reading something about it ages ago. I think it was an RAF saying.
I'm not sure though.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:39, Reply)
I was going to answer that duck joke
but because I've been working for a bit, I was too late.

Incidentally, I got that from my Puffin joke book of circa 1977.

*shows his age*
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:42, Reply)
was that puffin joke book
pinky purple in colour?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:26, Reply)
well..
i've heard this joke before... i just don't get it.. i did once upon a time but it has slipped my mind.. pls explain
(brotagaia, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:49, Reply)
@Vipros
Yes, it was. With pictures of cartoon puffins on the front, drawn by (IIRC) Quentin Blake.

I read that book inside out. I think I knew every line in it.

Edit - As it happens
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:56, Reply)
Yay for the Puffin Joke Book
I had that as well! It was brilliant, and I think most of it is imprinted onto my brain permanently. I liked the "What kind of sound irritates an oyster?" joke.

/goes back to lurking
(Ovaltina, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:24, Reply)
Oh yeah!
I remember that one too.

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:29, Reply)

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