As a fully paid up member of the National Trust,
I don't intend to visit any of their properties over the upcoming Bank Holiday weekend.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:08, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

*nationaltrustfives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:09, Reply)

Get bent, you NT pansies
#englishheritage4lyf
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:12, Reply)

national trust scones are way better

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)

I'm only interested in the free samples of mead in the gift shops

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:15, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:15, Reply)

you fucking hobbit
/ac
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)

Having checked in my wallet, it turns out *englishheritagefives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)

I'm going to park in some of their car parks just to get my money's worth

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:11, Reply)

Good plan.
They sent me expired membership cards, this year. By way of an apology, they sent me a voucher for a free pot of tea, followed by a list of trains in which the voucher couldn't be accepted.
I've never felt so valued.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:17, Reply)

I do like a heritage railway

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)

I gave your mum a heritage railway.
She bloody loved it.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:42, Reply)

you know that you have truly become (more) middle class when you sign up for the RHS at a gardening show based at a National Trust property.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:06, Reply)