^ perpetual tenant and ITV enthusiast

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:11, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

You can get fucked with the ITV thing and there's nothing wrong with renting, el cunto.
YD's been renting his harris for years
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:14, Reply)

MD's been dead for five years pal
And there may be nothing wrong with renting now, but when you're retired with an income of 144 pound a week then good luck paying your rent and your bills!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:15, Reply)

moot, you'll prolly be dead from aids in three years

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:17, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:22, Reply)

thanks for the emotional support mate xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:23, Reply)

it was years ago, get over it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:26, Reply)

well over it mate, it was just inconvenient as fuck

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:29, Reply)

+an as
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:40, Reply)

God GET OVER IT will you?
I'll have my parents house then to either sell on and get one of my own or live in. But thanks for the concern :)
I'll be working til im 70 anyway at this rate
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:27, Reply)

it's fairly likely that your parents will have to sell it to pay for long term care.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)

^ this
Unless they're rich?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:51, Reply)

Exactly, they worked hard so you don't have to.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)

they must be so proud of their underachieving potatohead thicko sodomite son

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:30, Reply)

Thanks, I get told all the time.

want me to get a ouija board out so you can get some love?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:52, Reply)

LOOK THE GLASS IS MOVING!!!!!
S......k......8......r......p.....r......i..................
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:53, Reply)

LOL

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:04, Reply)

click

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:05, Reply)

don't be daft
that's just "mrs dozer" pushing the glass
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:09, Reply)

Ouija board? Typical bender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:07, Reply)

the beauty of working hard and getting your own house, means that when your parents die, you get 2 houses.
And then you can rent one out and have loads of cash for booze and kebabs and pizza and booze and lovely cocaine.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:31, Reply)

and that most of the time, your cost of living decreases over the years instead of increasing

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:33, Reply)

and you can't get forced to move house unless you go crankrupt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:33, Reply)

you know what's even better than working hard?
not working hard
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:33, Reply)

typical northerner

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:34, Reply)

sloth is my third or fourth favourite sin

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:35, Reply)

What happens if you already have two houses and will inherit three more? What then?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:35, Reply)

then you must donate four of them to the poor
Either that or sell them for a lot of money.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:38, Reply)

I hope my family die soon.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:39, Reply)

me too

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:40, Reply)

It won't make me like you just because we will both have dead families

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:42, Reply)

you like me for my suave manner and wakki persona, online

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:43, Reply)

Is it worth me pointing out that you are a prick in real life as well, or have people already worked that out for themselves?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:44, Reply)

I think it's best for people to find out the hard way.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:47, Reply)

I assume everyone is the same online and in real life.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:48, Reply)

well of course they are

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:51, Reply)

I'm slightly duller and take a little longer to respond in real life.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:03, Reply)

damn weed

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:06, Reply)

I talk fewer in real life

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:07, Reply)

Yeah talking is boring innit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:09, Reply)

I tend to shout more or just make irritating noises

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:10, Reply)

pizza kebabs with cocaine sauce

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:38, Reply)

So every day is a Friday? Woah.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:40, Reply)

that's basically the whole point of retirement

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:41, Reply)

OK. Your idea is better.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 13:52, Reply)