MILIB& 4 PM!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 May 2015, 6:24, 86 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

They should do away with all this 'election' bollocks and just give the job to whoever's 'trending'.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 May 2015, 7:23, Reply)

I, for one, welcome our new Scottish Overlords.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 May 2015, 7:32, Reply)

o/
lords lards
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 8 May 2015, 7:37, Reply)

÷i

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 May 2015, 7:38, Reply)

n
Lards, cause the Scot is a nation of murdering his fellow man whilst he sleeps and eating saturated animal fats
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 8 May 2015, 7:38, Reply)

I think it's spelt Lairds.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 May 2015, 7:48, Reply)

It just sounds that way due to the national speech impediment.

( Muns, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:42, Reply)

If cammer aron is our president why is he getting involved with Scotland, scary

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 May 2015, 7:40, Reply)

because Iraq.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:04, Reply)

I now can't read this any other way than 'EYE RACK'.
THANKS, THE PENTAGON.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:14, Reply)

PAYDAY CAMS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 May 2015, 7:48, Reply)

PAYDAY SAMCAMS.
Treat yourself.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 May 2015, 7:49, Reply)

I might just do that

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 May 2015, 7:50, Reply)

Also worth remembering it's 112 years since that cunt Gauguin died
NOT SO FUCKING CLEVER NOW ARE YOU GAUGUIN?
NOT DEPICTING THE LORD JESUS IN YELLOW NOW ARE YOU GAUGUIN?
NOT COLOURING IN BROWN PEOPLE USING TECHNIQUES WORSE THAN THOSE USED IN 'WATERCOLOUR CHALLENGE' NOW, ARE YOU GAUGUIN???!!!

FUCK YOU
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:21, Reply)

But he was the first man in space.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:14, Reply)

yuri an idiot

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:15, Reply)

Ed Balls is now unemployed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:20, Reply)

Hopefully Farage will be too

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:28, Reply)

if only he had a job in another parliament to fall back on

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:29, Reply)

"now"?

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:28, Reply)

It means "at the present time".
HTH.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:46, Reply)

does it rhyme with "cow" or "how"?

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:16, Reply)

Balls out.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:35, Reply)

I hope Jaysum's parents end up in a care home with uncaring staff and spend out their days sitting in their own effluence.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:37, Reply)

If only they were affluent.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:55, Reply)

If there is one group I can never understand, it's working class Tories.
Fucking turkeys voting for Christmas.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:58, Reply)

They get a tax cut before every election and the opportunity to buy their public housing at a handsome discount?
What's not to love?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:59, Reply)

your face

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:02, Reply)

he'll probably turn up with Russell Brand and host a shit talk show on C4

( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:45, Reply)

I was hoping he was going to cry. Clegg looked nearer suicide. Hopefully farage will have a heart attack when his failure is announced
I felt most sorry for Simon Hughes. He's done a good job for years for bermondsey and he still got booted out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:55, Reply)

I've consistently said over the last five years that the Tories have done a great job of letting the Lib Dems take all the hatred.
Won't be sorry to see Clegg step down as leader.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 May 2015, 8:59, Reply)

I think miliband grossly misjudged feeling in England about the snp
Clegg knackered himself with the tuition fees. People seem to forgive lies and broken promises even less easily than harsh policies. Sadly for some of the better lib dem candidates he knackered them too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:08, Reply)

I think Cameron perfectly judged feeling in Scotland about his words.
All that scaremongering about the SNP will have triggered most Scotcher's instinct to do the opposite of what he says.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:13, Reply)

^ sounds about right

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:15, Reply)

The UKIP votes are a story the politicians need to listen to now as well
There is no way all those people are racist thugs even if a lot of them are. What it does show is that people aren't happy. And uberprick farage at least got people talking where there is usually so much apathy. Clearly people want to see a different kind of politics so FFS learn that lesson now before we end up with them actually getting significant seats the next time round. Shudder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:22, Reply)

end emigration NOW

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:24, Reply)

I don't know, I'd find it very easy to believe that 12% of the electorate are anti-immigration, anti-gay, anti-women and pro-"I'm alright Jack, so pull the ladder up ".

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:42, Reply)

75% here.

( Muns, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:44, Reply)

anti-immigration, anti-gay, anti-women and pro-"I'm alright Jack, so pull the ladder up Assholes
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:45, Reply)

I'd find that v depressing
Gah
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:46, Reply)

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
lol, Battlestar Galactica
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:47, Reply)

How many readers do the Sun, Mail and Express have between them?
There's your answer.

A significant proportion of the UK is ignorant and selfish. Until something bad happens to them then it's abloobloobloo why won't anyone help me.....tough shit, you voted for it.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:49, Reply)

God I hate people

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:00, Reply)

Me too,
The LibDems should have stood up for themselves better, they were in the front line every time it was bad news and then shunted to the back for the good news. Politics well played by the Tories
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:15, Reply)

Yeah, he was a proper MP, not some slippery cunt parachuted in by the party. Shame.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:06, Reply)

He looked properly gutted
And apparently he is a very nice man
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:10, Reply)

yes, who could forget the 1980s vilification of Peter Tatchell and homosexuals in general, the cunt.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:22, Reply)

Didn't he turn out to be one of your lot in the end anyway?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:26, Reply)

wot

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:29, Reply)

acdc

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:30, Reply)

I have no idea about the peter tatchell stuff
But I do remember him coming out as bi. And campaigning against deporting that gay Iranian dude a few years ago.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:31, Reply)

I think that might be a bit of an exageration.
I know you homos like getting all tetchy about things.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:33, Reply)

No one cares about bent opinions, it's not like they're going to be populating the country with future voters

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:37, Reply)

women can

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:38, Reply)

im talking about queers not dykes

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:40, Reply)

At least the Ginger twat is gone eh?

( Peej, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:33, Reply)

No, she's still posting LOLOLOL!!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:34, Reply)

LOL!

( Peej, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:34, Reply)

Imma write to the new government later on today
And tell them that they have one constituent who wants to volunteer to pay extra tax. I think they'll be happy to take you up on it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:38, Reply)

You are very silly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:46, Reply)

Why?
You said you supported higher taxes....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:55, Reply)

I did and I do.
But it doesn't really work if I'm the only one who pays them, does it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:57, Reply)

It's a start, be the change you want to see in the world.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:58, Reply)

It helps a little bit
And it lets you adhere to your principles
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:58, Reply)

I wish Dozer had stood for election.
He coukd have campaigned by going out and not meeting his constituents for a pint.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:40, Reply)

Bloody scots, coming over here, taking our elections...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:41, Reply)

Are you suggesting that they're so ugly they turn Japanese people off?
Wow.
( Muns, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:44, Reply)

Hey if the cap fits

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:45, Reply)

Go Dutch?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:46, Reply)

Well done to Sunderland South on being able to count fast again
My mate's husband was in the crowd looking gormless
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:48, Reply)

It's not like they've got anything else going for them.

( Muns, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:49, Reply)

Sunderland North or GTF

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:50, Reply)

You have to wonder why they bother breaking their necks
If anyone other than labour got in, THAT would be news
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:56, Reply)

Yep, it really would

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 May 2015, 9:57, Reply)

I voted to show them slags in no. 10 I have a voice and must be heard

( $$ ✅, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:12, Reply)

It does my nut in to this day

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 May 2015, 10:13, Reply)