I haven't been b& or stepped

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:27, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

talking to yourself?
you're in danger of going full shambo with all these accounts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:30, Reply)

oh haha, you refer to 'two' as 'all these'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:32, Reply)

you have at least 20

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:33, Reply)

and even they won't go for a pint with you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:33, Reply)

I've never been for a pint with him. He comes across as a bit creepy. No offence dozer.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:36, Reply)

he's creepier than a creeper on creep drugs creeping across creep camp in creepers

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:44, Reply)

Great big creepy stick.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:49, Reply)

but he's a creep
he's a weirdo
what the hell is he doing here?
he don't belong here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:57, Reply)

list them plz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:50, Reply)

dickhead
absolute dickhead
complete dickhead
total dickhead
100% dickhead
maximum dickhead
colossal dickhead
unbelievable dickhead
enormous dickhead
pure dickhead
mega dickhead
special dickhead
definitive dickhead
uber dickhead
risible dickhead
pathetic dickhead
obnoxious dickhead
serious dickhead
can you believe this dickhead
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:56, Reply)

upset as an emvee

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:57, Reply)

dickhead 2

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:57, Reply)

you prolly don't want to start listing mine
I've got several thousand of them
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:59, Reply)

prolly still less dull than her clerical job though

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:00, Reply)

it's ok
we've already got several hundred photocopiers here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:25, Reply)

I've had a gaz off one of them, it was disturbing.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:01, Reply)

no one gazzes you because you are boring

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:11, Reply)

He had his gaz lopped off

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:13, Reply)

he manages to out-dull bonzodog29

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:13, Reply)

Bonz is cool, don't diss Bonz. Too far man.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:15, Reply)

he wears three piece suits without a tie
He works in IT
He has a ponytail, in spite of being in his forties
He doesn't classify ties as accessories.

I invite you to retract your statement.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:17, Reply)

That makes him a knob, but not dull. Apology accepted in advance.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:19, Reply)

'working in IT' makes him dull
I look forward to receiving your response.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:21, Reply)

You're welcome.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:22, Reply)

it's funny you calling anyone else dull
you do this thing where your posts are deliberately as dull as possible, and you think you're being HILARIOUS, but actually the joke's on you, because underneath you are even more dull than pension chat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:28, Reply)

Ties are a bit shit, tbh.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:22, Reply)

how do you know any of this?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:25, Reply)

Frog googles irl stuff about posters and gazzes him.
Hth.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:28, Reply)

Still upset about being taken in. You mug. It's been months m8, get over it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:32, Reply)

Shucks. Daft old me.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:35, Reply)

Sorry your wifes florist isn't doing that well either.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:36, Reply)

We'll get by. Sorry your personal life is hitting rock bottom.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:45, Reply)

Typical nonsense from doc upset still smarting from being made to look a right knob over and over.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:46, Reply)

Logging in to lend my support to Bonz here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:24, Reply)

'Good lad'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:25, Reply)

I'm pretty sure who's coming across as an upset obsessive dickhead here and it isn't me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:07, Reply)

is it me? is it is it? it is, isn't it? oh boy!

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:09, Reply)

n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:11, Reply)

FUCKITALL

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:15, Reply)

you tedious little man

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:18, Reply)

I think you'll find SNE that I'm actually a tedious LARGE man *adjust glasses and curl lip* SNE

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:45, Reply)

Yes it's emvee

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:10, Reply)

it's rachelswipe, ACTUALLY!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:13, Reply)

No it's you because you're sad about being on ignore and u cry evry tiem

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:14, Reply)

you nasty little nigger

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:17, Reply)

Black spastic.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:19, Reply)

^ Harvey Price

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:20, Reply)

^Ade Adepitan

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:22, Reply)

I am going to accuse you of paedophilia now, Sidney Cooke

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:23, Reply)

Bored of this now

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:24, Reply)