people who take snuff deserve a great hairy fist up the arse

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:08, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

there's an old boy who is a friend of my dad that takes snuff, it seems to suit him alright,
But everyone else in the world looks like a tit
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 May 2015, 10:12, Reply)

Has that chat up line ever worked for you?

( Muns, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:12, Reply)

only on ... wait for it ... wait for it ... y'all ready for this?
YOUR MUM
(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:17, Reply)

She told me about that.
Apparently you said the line while having a sniff from the tin. My mum was a little put off by the snuff taking, and accusations of having a hairy arm, but she decided to go back to yours and put her hand up your arse anyway.
( Muns, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:20, Reply)

Have you ever seen that stuff the Scandinavians have that's like a little teabag of baccy you tuck inside your gob like a hamster?
It's vile.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:57, Reply)