Is anyone doing anything
exciting this weekend? I'm staying indoors
with booze and films and trying not to spend any money.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 13 Oct 2017, 7:37, 18 replies, latest was 7 years ago)

Might do some prank calls on skype

(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 8:12, Reply)

I made an account for dozer on a shitty perv website 2 years ago
I thought this weekend would be the perfect time to roll it out
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 13:10, Reply)

Make sure the profile uses my beeter username.

(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 13:24, Reply)

I'll be going to the cinema with the Doris on Saturday night
Other times will be spent playing my new guitar, repairing an old Craviola and drinking heavily.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 12:42, Reply)

No twang club?

(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 13:23, Reply)

Not for the foreseeable
A lot of the venues we used to use are now showing kickball on Sundays. Looking for a permanent home isn't easy - main criteria are good and cheap booze.....actually that's about it. Can't wait to give my new acquisition an airing in public- and I'm not talking about my genital piercing!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 13:41, Reply)

How exactly do you repair a crayon?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 14 Oct 2017, 7:32, Reply)

I’m going baseball cap shopping with bear pookie

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 13:32, Reply)

I'm well jel

(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 13:43, Reply)

Can you get him to do that symmetrical eyes thing and post a pic on here, thx

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 13:54, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 13:58, Reply)

lol

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 14:05, Reply)

first off topix lol of 2017

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 18:14, Reply)

So if there's something you'd like to try

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 15:54, Reply)

Bought meaty one of these
www.nintendo.com/super-nes-classic/

So i guess that's what we'll be doing tonight whilst the minimeatswipe sleeps!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 17:06, Reply)

Amazing!
I am floating in the jealous sea.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 13 Oct 2017, 17:38, Reply)

Gotta love a bit of street fighter 2
Unless you get beaten by dhalsim. He sucks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 17:41, Reply)

Yoghurt lame.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 13 Oct 2017, 23:59, Reply)