Testicular Senility
An awareness campaign

Many men bemoaning their sudden lack of cognisance faculties. Others chart the same decline as a gradual thing.

Simultaneously many males are displaying a decreased sex drive and or lack of physical prowess with advancing years.

I would say both these come from the same source a depression in the testosterone output. Testicular senility explains how these are related.

What is Testicular senility?

Have you been accused of 'thinking with your balls?' Even if you haven't, you probably have and this is not such a bad thing. As we reach adolescence we are suddenly confronted with more responsibilities and learning experiences. The human body is an amazing thing in its adaptivity, and utilises the sudden growth of the adult body with the need to develop the adult mind.

By transferring entire thought processes to the testicles the mind frees up space for the increased cognitive demand placed on it. The mind in effect becomes a dual core processor. This is analogous to modern computers utilising the solid state memory of plug in devices to boost processing speed.

As we age testosterone decreases, forcing these thoughts out of the balls, up the spine and into the brain. The sudden imposition of thought algorithms that had been safely loaded in ones testicles since the onset of puberty can at times overload the mind. This leads to slower thinking in a condition know to the medical community as 'Befuddlement'

The more you know.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 16:45, 10 replies)

Reading between the lines here,
are you saying you stuffed your balls up your arse?
( 4Q just lurking, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 17:17, closed)

I jolly well hope so.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 17:48, closed)

So....I guess anal senility
is when your bumhole no longer puckers correctly due to years of inserting too much wierd stuff. The muscles lose their memory, and keep forgetting where you last left the keys?
( Ken Oath, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 17:45, closed)

It's just bumfun bumfun bumfun with you people.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 17:49, closed)

Anal senility is an entirely different kettle of fish
Its where anal-retentive perfectionism stops you from remembering basic things. Such as where you live and have you switched the oven off?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 19:35, closed)

"Where the fuck did the quad-bike go?"

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 16 Dec 2012, 21:10, closed)

And heatwaves turn them into the grime artist known as Wiley.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 17:49, closed)

To quote Frankie Boyle.
They say the saddest part of getting older is that your dreams shrink to fit reality, but I think it's that your dick stops working properly
(speedevil, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 22:37, closed)

So my nuts are the equivalent of "ReadyBoost"?
Thank fuck I use Linux is all I can say to that.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 17 Dec 2012, 6:34, closed)

*something witty about having to compile your own kernel*
*implicitly calling you a wanker*

You know your heart's not in it when calling someone a wanker is too much like hard work.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 9:56, closed)