Not getting laid
Way back when, after discovering luvverly sexy bits for the first time in my late teens, I thought I would give that another go. Met a young squire at a local during lunch and chatted nicely for a while, but then I had to go. He asked me if I ate meat, to which I answered in the affirmative. He invited me back to his place for dinner. Me thinking - friendly, share the same interests, he cooks and accessorises. I'm in!!

Turned up looking great and on the table sat this huge roast. I was like, "um, sorry, but I'm a vegetarian". He said, "but you told me you ate meat". I said "Yeah I do, wanna skip dinner?". He said, "No thanks, I'm gay".
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 4:15, 4 replies)

This reminds me of this one time...
I was enjoying a drink at some club, young chap sidled up and asked me if I put salt on my meat(???) I've always wondered, is this a chat up line? Cos if it is, then no- I like honey on my melons.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:44, closed)

Giggles and tears rolling! I love to have someone spring "want honey on your melons?" on me. I know I would get laid then.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:04, closed)

Well, that's just it!
I thought it must have been a gay thing, because when I looked completely blank he strolled away. I'm obviously not fully conversant in the ways of the gayer. (No offers thanks chaps, as I said, honey and melons.)
Surely, being a woman, you had your gaydar turned on?
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:22, closed)

Mind bleach, I grew up in a town that, to look good in population numbers, included the dogs. Gaydar, huh! Moving into a proper town, all I saw was men, not knowing that gays don't have a flashing blinker. Soon learnt and still a funny story (to me!).
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 0:38, closed)