I have a funny story
when I was at school doing Standard Grades, my PE teacher was a man with rosy red cheeks, lego style hair and a fondness for using the word 'tucker'.

Yes, him, now I would like to continue.

Anyway, this one time, there must have been sixteen of us in the class or something, as we were doing basketball and got split into teams of four. Shirts and skins obviously, such is the nature of things.

Anyway, the dreadfully funny thing is that in the process of directing us to where we had to stand on the court, he directed us thus-

'You four- over there, at that end'

'And the four skins- this end please'.

It took him a while to cotton on to why we were all sniggering.

You see, it sounded like he'd said 'foreskins'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 21:43, 6 replies)

Heh, Heh, Heh
You said fourskins
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 23:36, closed)

I know!
Four! Skins!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 23:42, closed)

'Ello Plumdozer.
How's you?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:13, closed)

4Skin
Us b3tans are worldly wise so no need to explain. If you do, it aint funny.
(Suck it and Sea, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:46, closed)

Pfffffft!

( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 10:42, closed)

I thought you said you had a funny story?

(Bat Spawn, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:37, closed)