Most things.
Jim Davidson/Jon Gaunt/Richard Littlejohn; any racist complainers of that ilk. (oh, and Gary Bushell)
Bowls that aren't even big enough for a bowl of soup. What's the point?
This beer I've got. Why the deliciousness/consequences?
Board Nazis.
My distinct lack of ambition, coupled with my superiority complex.
Reality/karaoke shows.
Nice things cost more money.
Healthy shit doesn't taste very nice.
My cock.
Commercial radio.
Flag waving idiots on St. Georges Day. I'm all for being proud of my country, why do others have to piss in the street and shout at foriegners?

Edit: redecedfatLOLcat reminds me. How could i forget The Rude. Fucking twats; please, thank you, a nod, a wink, any show of human empathy. That's all the politeness we need not to despise you and destroy you when we take over the world.

Also, people who talk like they'll take over the world when all they do is talk/wank on the internet. The fucking cunts.

Oh, and being bald.
(fatcock has decided to be more mysterious.....or has he?, Fri 2 May 2008, 0:12, 3 replies)

Why in the world would your cock irritate you?

Or are you just trying to see if anyone read through the entire list?
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 2 May 2008, 2:05, closed)

I don't remember now.
I was pretty drunk. Probably because it's always nagging at me to put it in a lady.
(fatcock has decided to be more mysterious.....or has he?, Fri 2 May 2008, 8:51, closed)

I think any shit tastes bad
How do you get healthy shit anyway? Eat a lot of corn?
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Fri 2 May 2008, 17:08, closed)