Office colleagues who...
-Have no concept of personal space ( I can send you the link you don't have to come and lean over me to look at my screen).
-Have a body odour problem (How can you not know?)
-Butt in to every conversation that goes on whether it has anything to do with them or not
-Ask what someone is talking about on the phone, I don't know it's none of my business and it's not yours either.
-Same for "what is their meeting about?"...if it concerned me I'd fucking be there wouldn't I?
-Hit the keyboard like it's a 50's typewriter, stop it, it will break (probably when someone wraps it round your head).
-Eat all day long...sort of akin to a cow grazing...breakfast cereal, nuts dried fruit, raw vegetables...it's neverending.
-Expect you to be a walking dictionary because english isn't their first language.
-Go out for a walk at lunchtime, come back reeking and then throw the windows wide open so the room freezes and their smell permeates every corner of the room.
-Laugh loud and long at peoples names because they are funny in your native language...strangley they never are in English.
-Take 20 minutes to leave the office ...ffs put your coat on and go don't put your coat on then sit back down at your desk or rummage around in your bag or try and engage me in conversation just leave!
(cmouse is pondering about life in other jobs, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:05, 3 replies)

methinks
she likkkkkeeeesssss you
(zero.coke, Fri 2 May 2008, 9:49, closed)

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she does seem to...there is so much more I could add to that list but I thought I ought to do some work today.
(cmouse is pondering about life in other jobs, Fri 2 May 2008, 10:35, closed)

You missed off:
-Come to work wearing as much aftershave as I use in a year.
-Lick their fingers before turning any piece of paper.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 2 May 2008, 11:38, closed)