meh
3) If there are roadworks and one lane is closing and there is an obvious queue of traffic, don't move into the soon-to-end lane and speed all the way to the front and expect to be let in. You cunt.

The highway code says you should use both lanes and merge in turn in a smooth zip like fashion. So if you dart out to the right and and nip round, then you're a cunt. If you were in the right hand lane anyway, you're not a cunt because you're doing what you're supposed to do. This doesn't stop people from going "OMG! Queuejumper!" and refusing to let them in, but at that point they are being equally cuntish.

Actually something else that's incredibly annoying and seemingly obvious from general life and this QOTW.

WHY THE FUCK ARE SO MANY PEOPLE SO GODDAMNED IMPATIENT? DOES IT REALLY MATTER THAT YOU MIGHT GET HOME 3 SECONDS EARLIER IF THE CAR IN FRONT WAS DOING 30 INSTEAD OF 28?
( bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Fri 2 May 2008, 12:07, Reply)