Muse
more specifically, fans of muse

not just any fans though, im talkin the ones who come away with some seriously idiotic comments such as

"they have such an original sound"- yeah unless youve ever heard of radiohead

"matt bellamy is talent personified"- can he turn lead into gold, no, how about a triple backflip, no, how about sing in a deep voice for a change and therefore convince me that his testicles have indeed dropped

"they brought back the keyboard as a viable instrument in rock music"- and how grateful we all are, if it werent for them we might not have keane in our lives....oh what a tragedy that would be

"seeing them playing live at wembley was like a religious experience"- exactly how empty must a persons life be when the most enlightening thing to happen to them is a posh midget sing about spaceships?

"matt bellamy writes some of the greatest lyrics known to man"- in an interview matt bellamy said "the lyrics to plug in baby are about how if you could make sure a puppy could never grow old", im sorry but how can you not want to punch someone who says that

i feel its only fair to say that although im no fanatic i like the odd song, "stockholm syndrome" and "knights of cydonia" are great songs no matter what anyone says, however theres no fan like a muse fan, their dedication knows no bounds, to some it may eem endearing, to most it just seems sad

now if youl excuse me im off to listen to the new muse track "apocolyptic shite"

"apooooooooooooooooooooooooooocccc
ccoooolyyyyyyyyyyppppticccccc sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttte!!!!! iiiiiittttsss coooomming for youuuuuuuU!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPOOOOOCLYYYYYYYPTI
ICC SSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTEE
EEE!"
(rocknroll_pirate had a dream involving holly willoughby and custard, Tue 6 May 2008, 22:00, 11 replies)

I disagree
Belle and Sebastian fans are much scarier
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 May 2008, 22:02, closed)

While I like Muse
It is only a very small like relating to perhaps a maximum of 10 of their songs. A lot of my friends (mainly girls) are far too obsessed by Muse and it really does my head in! Some have been to three Muse tour dates in a row in completely different venues
(deadly_sinners, Tue 6 May 2008, 22:03, closed)

Or...
sadly you touched a raw nerve by mentioning radiohead. They've gone a bit shit but their fans don't seem to notice. Like Oasis fans or Charlatans fans etc.
(Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Tue 6 May 2008, 22:04, closed)

I like Muse
as putting them on the pub juke box enrages the regulars. That is possibly the best impersonation of them ever though :p *sings along*
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 6 May 2008, 22:07, closed)

bleh
i was made to go see the whiney twunts at wembley by the missus. it really was not a good time-it's quite possibly the only time i've been unhappy to take a day off work
(salvadorbones, Tue 6 May 2008, 23:42, closed)

live
i have seen them live 3 times because they are a lot better live than their cds and other bands. we met a guy at the last one who had seen them 10 times. he had a beard and thick glasses.

btw, i am not a fan, i just like the shows
( Soggy, Wed 7 May 2008, 0:44, closed)

Definatly true

I know far too many (intelligent) people who like their drivel.
(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Wed 7 May 2008, 0:55, closed)

they
have lyrics now? Who gives a fuck. The guitar sounds fucking great.

Oh and they sound erm, nothing, like Radiohead.

Stop hanging around with fanatic muse fans maybe? Most fanatics are by their very nature, knobs.

And if "Fans of Muse" get you angry, then, well, i want your life. I miss being 17.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 7 May 2008, 0:59, closed)

why
would you want my life if muse fans make me angry, THEYR FUCKING EVERYWHERE!!
(rocknroll_pirate had a dream involving holly willoughby and custard, Wed 7 May 2008, 1:29, closed)

I also disagree
My Chemical Romance fans are worse. If I have to hear one more emo-chick on the bus talking about how "MCR" saved her life I will go apocalyptic.
( commiegirl21 Can't think of anything witty on..., Wed 7 May 2008, 11:21, closed)

See I like Muse
And indeed Belle and Sebastian.

To be honest though anybody who is completely obsessed with a band needs to get a life. FFS there are more important things - by all means go to gigs, buy an effing T-shirt (I have several) but don't run your life based on song lyrics or interview quotes.

See also Anchorman.
(Milo Minderbinder, Wed 7 May 2008, 11:37, closed)