aha, finally
one of these that I actually agree with, and that doesn't drive me insane with rage at the sheer idiocy of some of the posts

I know I showered this morning. I know I showered every morning. I know my penis is almost certainly cleaner than either the taps or the door handles in this toilet and I've spent thirty-odd years perfecting not pissing on my own fingers. So I think I'll cope without washing my hands.
(loutre I've said too much, been too unkind, Wed 7 May 2008, 10:51, Reply)