ringtones..
That fool in my open plan office that has a fecking bagpipe ringtone. Twat.

Use silent mode you brain dead chimp.
(twiceydrinker hmmm is it pint time?, Wed 7 May 2008, 10:54, 3 replies)

I agree
The stupid bint in my office has some fucking oompa loompa techno wankery as a ringtone, which goes off every five minutes when her precious little darlings phone her.
And she has it full volume.

25 to life? It'd be worth it...
(FerretTrout be illin', Wed 7 May 2008, 11:18, closed)

,,,
Now I've got nothing against the Scots as a race - amazing decent people (apart from the Calcutta cup).

But this bagpipe-ringtone owning fool has Saltires and St Andrew's crosses all over their desk - If I did it with St George flags I'd be shot. So 25 to life is fair!
(twiceydrinker hmmm is it pint time?, Wed 7 May 2008, 11:21, closed)

I have a colleague in here that deals with the company phones...
...And he openly buggers around with them when a new one arrives to give to other employers.

He checks out most of the ringtones and sits there buggering about with them. Just put the fucking SIM card in the phone, ensure it's working, explain how the phone works to the employee he is giving it to (if that is needed) and leave it at that!

Not forgetting he has his own phone set up to loud as fuck volume with a Chinese Gong sound when he gets texts, and when he replies he doesn't switch the key beeps off. So, it sounds as if he is dialling Mongolia or something.

Mine is set to reject all calls apart from my folks and the GF, and Silent for text messages. Instead of it blaring across the office looking like a twat.
(Panteneman Isn't entirely sure why he bothered on, Wed 7 May 2008, 11:28, closed)