Inversely proportional
Funny but on the train platform the other day we were remarking on the relative sizes of umbrellas.

One chappy had a fecking HUGE brolly, I swear you could have had 4 people under it! So I pipe up that umbrella size is inversely proportional to penis size. Then I whipped out my little collapsible one that fits in my backpack no worries. Of course my mate said "my umbrella is so small you can't even see it" and it went downhill from there.

The only saving grace from a big umbrella is if the train comes into the station and they didn't realize it. It makes a good sail.
(Lurkaloid awarded wanking black belt on, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:05, Reply)