I have a friend of a friend who is constantly 'dieting', except his version of dieting is, erm, interesting.,
He's doing one of these things where you join a support group of fellow fatties, and he'll look to see what he's allowed for his tea that day, but then he will cheat it, like he's fooling the non-present Fat Fighters, or whatever the hell you call them.

Example: 'Ooh, it says I can have one muffin in custard for a treat today, so I've got a triple chocolate nutela filling ultra large muffin with extra chocolate sauce and cream, but it's still one muffin, hahaha!'

Strangely, he's not losing any weight...
( ..wil, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:31, Reply)