Wait what?
You 1st post gets slapped up like one of those garish lady top trump cards in a central London phone box and then you whip the rug away as the men flock round you like the proverbial faecal flies?

Typical woman, all withholding and shit.

I actually wrote a mock post for you last week:

"Overlong story of Carry On quality lewdness on Ooojjaamaflaxbx Delta; needless to say I did a big wank. Reference to small but pert tits.

CAPITAL LETTERS. CATCHPHRASE!"

So I was close.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Mon 21 Jul 2014, 12:27, Reply)